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desertjoe 
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 Posted: 15 Jan 2023 at 8:03pm |
 Thad in AR. wrote:
I told that woman about Joe today. She sounded interested.
She asked if he has any ailments?
I told her that he accidentally got his male anatomy caught in his zipper. She said oh no that poor man. I agreed and then explained that he learned a lesson and would never wear zip up boots again.  |
Dang it Thad,,,,I been laughin on that one for an hour,,,but,,,,but,,,I DO wanna know what her comments was,,,,?
You know,,,,I been batting pretty much below .212 with these biddies on that site,,,,Why is it them weemens are so sensitive about answering questions whether they are widows or divorcees,,?? Had another one want to know why I wanted to know, if she was either,,,whats the BIG deal,,,ir it a secret??? The latest one I was talkin to BEFORE had told me last she was divorced,,,THATs IT! Last nite she let slip she had been divirced TWICE,,,TWICE I TELL YOU,,,,!!! I had no comment but she jumped at me and says Why you sop interested on my FRIGGIN divorces,,,,,and hung up on me! The Sorry beach,,!! So, I guess Im down to .189,,but i'm having some good fun,,,,, 
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Posted: 16 Jan 2023 at 8:18pm |
I was just on another site and came upon this. I'm not the author, it made me chuckle and instantly think of Joe!
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The
doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things
are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride
who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a
story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In
a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead
of his gun. As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male
beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at
home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he
raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite
hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now,
what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said,
Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of
rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 16 Jan 2023 at 8:52pm |
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 16 Jan 2023 at 9:02pm |
OH CHIT!!!! that Birdman done got my number,,did he not??? The only'ist thing is,,,,, I use them prophylactics,,,whacha think bout that,,,,?? 
Chit,,my 7 year old wears me plumb out by the time he goes home,,imagine what that 20 year old would do to me,,,,,
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Posted: 17 Jan 2023 at 4:48am |
I used to work with an older guy when I was in my 20's. I think he was 50 something. He would come to work just dog ass tired all the time. Found out later a 22 year old wife that worked him over pretty regular. Made sense because of the way she climbed all over him when she came to work see him. It was a standing there slack jawed moment seeing her the first time.
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 17 Jan 2023 at 5:43am |
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We had a visitor at work yesterday.
Yes it was Pat the property owner.
I mentioned Joe and she asked a few questions.
Then she said I’m very interested.
Joe will be receiving pics and contact information today.
I’ll get him here to visit me one way or another.
In all seriousness she could really use a friend.
She took a small vacation this year and took her head maintenance worker and his wife because she had no one to go with her.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 17 Jan 2023 at 9:13am |
Thad in AR. wrote:
We had a visitor at work yesterday.
Yes it was Pat the property owner.
I mentioned Joe and she asked a few questions.
Then she said I’m very interested.
Joe will be receiving pics and contact information today.
I’ll get him here to visit me one way or another.
In all seriousness she could really use a friend.
She took a small vacation this year and took her head maintenance worker and his wife because she had no one to go with her.
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CHIT,,Thad,,,just exactly WHEN does the last snow fly in your country,,,,?? I HAVE GOT to get my chit together and get ready to leave at a moments notice seeing as how the "Lady" is needin some friendship,,,ya know,,,? She has a "Head Maintenance worker" and it wasn't you,,???Don't worry,,I'll put a bug in her ear soon as I get to first base,,,,
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Posted: 17 Jan 2023 at 9:28am |
Local Divorcee has had a couple Younger fellas on a string for awhile now, she plays them like a fiddle getting her share of fun from both, she is on her late forties and relatively a lovely woman, boys have no clue she is playing them for sex toys but they seem to enjoy it.
So she also has a Man Friend she sees as I have been witness to, takes her to nicer restaurants, shows and such, she also gives him a little gratitude as been told where he is pressing that she lose the children(Knows she is using them) and he can sate her desires. Guy is mid to late sixties, retired, not the fireman physique he likely never had, I suspect is trying to commit suicide by sexual encounter!!!!
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Posted: 19 Jan 2023 at 6:48am |
Well,,,I just cannot seem to get ahead in this game with weemens,,,,I had this sharp lookin gal throw me some "Likes", sayin she is 74 and has a set of sure enough "Bedroom Eyes" and too dang cute for her own good,,,,!! Her bio is kinda empty but them eyes are drawing me in pretty bad,,,,,? She starts out just wanting to text instead of Talking which to ole Mr Detective Joe is throwing a RED Flag! I keep telling her I cannot type worth a Chit with just 2 fingers and wanna "TALK", !! Says she likes texting,,,,whoops there goes another RED Flag,,,!! THEN, she texts she is actually 40 years and recently divorced,,,WTF,,?? Fully understanding the "ramifications" of even dreaming of trying to stay up with a 40 year old is most likely gonna kill me, so I try to let her down as gently as I can so I ask her to send me pic of her RIGHT now and she sends one,,,,,,,BUT,,,it ain't the same pic as in her bio!!!! I ask her WTF and she gets upset like in MAD that I tried to trick her ,,,about this time I get a "urgent Message" from the site telling me this woman has just been removed from the site for "violations",,,,,then she gets upset AT ME,,and wants to "start over" SO,,I say Good Bye as fast as I can and and start counting my lucky stars and go straight to bed,,,,still counting,,,,,,  Chapter 6 be tamarrow,,,,,,,
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 19 Jan 2023 at 8:39am |
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I vote for looking LOCAL and seeing FACE to FACE...
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Posted: 19 Jan 2023 at 9:05am |
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They might need to rename this site. Shops, Barns, Varmints, Trucks, And Women.
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Posted: 19 Jan 2023 at 9:13am |
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Posted: 19 Jan 2023 at 9:45am |
Joe... ya gots anything agiainst big wumeen with tats ?
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Posted: 19 Jan 2023 at 10:09am |
HOLY'IST CHIT,,Steve!!!!!!!! I'ld,,,,I'ld get plumb lost trying to find my way around all that MEANESS,,,would you look at that,,,,!!!! I KNOW she ain't NO MARINE, that's for sure,,,, but THAT is more than 30-40 too dang many of them tats,,, I know lots of men and these days weemen too like them tats but maybe a small flower behind her ears or maybe an even smaller one above her belly button,,,you know just a small "promise" of things to come would suit me just fine but this takes the whole frigging bakery,,,,,,,, (her drawers are way too big too)
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Posted: 19 Jan 2023 at 10:13am |
soggybottomboy wrote:
They might need to rename this site. Shops, Barns, Varmints, Trucks, And Women. |
Well,,,,Soggy,,,what would we do without these "Treasures",,,? and,,,,and,,I like your suggestion,,,!!!
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Posted: 19 Jan 2023 at 10:18am |
steve(ill) wrote:
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Well, Steve,,,,if it wasn't for a dang good "Potential" over in Arkansas,,I'd agree with you,,and when Duty calls and one must be "On The Ready" you know,,,when nature calls,,,,
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Posted: 19 Jan 2023 at 10:59am |
Sad to say but in having dated a few 'Painted' ladies, I found they were pretty much numb to much physical contact, the tats tell the story as to volume and which expected More Sensitive regions got inked. Do not care for "oo baby oo baby give it to me" then eat a cracker or pop her gum in my ear!!! 
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Posted: 19 Jan 2023 at 1:56pm |
AW CHIT,,,,, Dave,,,HER gum in YOUR ear,,,naw that would NOT work for me regardless how big a KNOCKOUT she might be,,,,,,, . Years ago, I dated a girl that made you think that she thought there might be some gold or something deep in my ear,,,she spent so much time with her long skinny tongue rooting in there,,all the time taking them deep, deep breaths and getting all worked up,,,,I quit her for a more docile person,,,,
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Posted: 20 Jan 2023 at 1:53pm |
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Posted: 20 Jan 2023 at 3:13pm |
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Initially was the Unemotional oo baby, oo baby, no excitement, no ecstatic contact urged calls for more, just oo baby. After that all was done.
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Posted: 20 Jan 2023 at 3:21pm |
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Boy I am in same boat again. Wife # 2 passed in sept .. Lost Barb after 42 years , Nonnie gone after 12 years . I am not geared to be single .. Tony
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Posted: 20 Jan 2023 at 4:16pm |
Tony.Or wrote:
Boy I am in same boat again. Wife # 2 passed in sept .. Lost Barb after 42 years , Nonnie gone after 12 years . I am not geared to be single .. Tony |
Dang Tony, I sure am sorry to hear of your loss. Prayers sent for you 🙏 Darrel
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Posted: 20 Jan 2023 at 4:18pm |
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better to be single then with the wrong one and especially if you can't get rid of her or costs you money to get rid of her.
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Posted: 20 Jan 2023 at 5:52pm |
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I'm so sorry to hear that, Tony. Condolences and prayers for you.
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Posted: 20 Jan 2023 at 6:12pm |
Tony.Or wrote:
Boy I am in same boat again. Wife # 2 passed in sept .. Lost Barb after 42 years , Nonnie gone after 12 years . I am not geared to be single .. Tony |
Wow Tony I had no idea about Nonnie. Very sorry to read this. More prayers headed your way.🙏
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Posted: 20 Jan 2023 at 6:38pm |
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None are built for alone life, btw sorry to hear of your losses. But no need to make another wife, enjoy company, companionship and float thru the available women out there. Stay aloof & they will seek you out!!
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Posted: 20 Jan 2023 at 7:57pm |
Well,,TONY,,,I really feel for you on your loss of you wife. It is enough for a person to try to make sense of everything going on around us without adding the loss of a long time partner. GOD never intended for his followers to be alone, so take your time and you'll be OK. I have no idea what your faith suggests for your mourning, but I feel that is entirely up to YOU. My wife passed in August 2021 and just now I feel like it is time. AND, Truth be known, I believe most wifes would want their living partners to be happy, I feel mine would. Good Luck Guy,,,,
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Posted: 21 Jan 2023 at 7:03am |
Dated a girl in and after high school for a couple of years. Went at it like we were training for WWE. Her older BIG brother asked what all this stuff is in the back of your car. Blankets and stuff. Told him it was for bad weather, snow, ice and such. Probably July when he asked me. Had a motel across the state line in Missouri called the Owl Motel. 4 hours for $12. Even had a garage you could pull your car in. Not there anymore. That was the cold weather wrestling arena. Good thing I had those blankets. Weather was usually bad. My mom used to ask me "why are you always pulling a hamstring." Just used to tell her "I don't know Ma. Must be works trying to kill me" Probably why my backs jacked up now. Hamstrings are better now though.
Dad used to works nights and get home about 1 AM. He would be in the kitchen eating his dinner. I would come home, probably no shirt, Stumbling part of the time, hair sticking straight up like I drove with my head out the window. "You been fighting again?" Yeah, just a tussel. He could tell by the bruises on my neck and chest.
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Posted: 21 Jan 2023 at 8:28am |
FIXER,,,,you are something else,!!!!!,, ,,BUT,,I LOVE your style, My Man,,,,!! I done a lot of same except I never had any money for motels and SHE never did either,,,!! just haul azz to the river bank and dig trenches in the sand,,,,,,usually four trenches bout 12" apart,,,,lol sometimes much deeper than that,,,LOL. AHHhh,,,but them was the good ole days,,wasn't they,,??
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Posted: 21 Jan 2023 at 8:36am |
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Don’t carry your wallet in the front pocket of your bibs. Just saying.😊
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