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Topic: cowboy code
Posted By: thunderbird
Subject: cowboy code
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 10:04am
1 A mans word is his bond---and so is a woman,s Always tell the truth, no matter how inconvenient,Speak plainly; say what you mean, mean what you say.2 pull your own weight. Work hard, no matter how unpleasnt, dirty, and tiring it is . Folks are counting on you. 3 Remember , a man is what he does. 4 Clean living. Do not lie, cheat, steal, gamble,buy on credit, drink to exess, spit, sniff, or shoot up. 5Hold your temper. If tempted to hit a man, cuss him out instead. If you can't count to ten, walk away. 6Mind tour own damn busines. Don't spread gossip, don't spread gossip,and don't fly off the half cocked, If you a man enough rope he'll hang himaelf, thereby saving you the job.7 Always wear a hat; it prevents your brains from being scrambled by the weather. You must uncover for church, thr National Anthem, and when eating in someones home. All others are opional. 8 Harbor no prejudice. Stand up for justice, especially when it's unpopular.9 Take care of your horse and your family before yourself. Merry Christmas to all ower friends in the United Kingdom, the Neatherlands, Canada, and the US. Jim & Alice            



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Posted By: AC WD45
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 12:19pm
Originally posted by thunderbird thunderbird wrote:

1.  A mans word is his bond---and so is a woman,s Always tell the truth, no matter how inconvenient,Speak plainly; say what you mean, mean what you say.

2.  pull your own weight. Work hard, no matter how unpleasnt, dirty, and tiring it is . Folks are counting on you. 

3.  Remember , a man is what he does. 

4.  Clean living. Do not lie, cheat, steal, gamble,buy on credit, drink to exess, spit, sniff, or shoot up. 

5.  Hold your temper. If tempted to hit a man, cuss him out instead. If you can't count to ten, walk away. 

6.  Mind your own damn busines. Don't spread gossip, and don't fly off the half cocked, If you give a man enough rope he'll hang himaelf, thereby saving you the job.

7.  Always wear a hat; it prevents your brains from being scrambled by the weather. You must uncover for church, thr National Anthem, and when eating in someones home. All others are opional. 

8.  Harbor no prejudice. Stand up for justice, especially when it's unpopular.

9.  Take care of your horse and your family before yourself. 

Merry Christmas to all ower friends in the United Kingdom, the Neatherlands, Canada, and the US. Jim & Alice            


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Posted By: John (C-IL)
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 12:39pm
Don't squat when you are wearing spurs.


Posted By: Kenny L.
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 12:52pm
O my god ,Jr. is strating to rub off on you, posting when you should be working. Jim may you and your have a  MARRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.  Well see you this winter on your yearly outting. Kenny L.


Posted By: Jeff Z. NY
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 3:52pm
Glad I ain't no cowboy.

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Posted By: Rfdeere
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 4:00pm
   I think you would have had to adjust those rules for alot of cowboys 150 years ago.

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Posted By: cowboy656
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 5:04pm
Thats why they sing the song, mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.


Posted By: Boogerowen
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 6:06pm
And whatever you do, DON'T spit into the wind.............
 
 
 
                                           GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!
                                         (and all the little children !!)


Posted By: RickUP
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 6:52pm
Don't swim upstream.... Go with the flow. Don't pee into the wind, it didn't work at all last night.  Soooo,   MERRY CHRISTMAS To ALL!!!!!!


Posted By: John (C-IL)
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 8:36pm
Originally posted by RickUP RickUP wrote:

Don't swim upstream.... Go with the flow. Don't pee into the wind, it didn't work at all last night.  Soooo,   MERRY CHRISTMAS To ALL!!!!!!
Rick, I think that is don't drink downstream from the herd!


Posted By: DaveKamp
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 10:04pm
--  Don't pee on fences with insulators...

and always remember:
  YOU think the fence is there to keep the cows IN.

  The BULL thinks the fence is there to keep YOU OUT.


Posted By: SHAMELESS
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 11:51pm
yeah...John & Rick...that's why i don't drinks Coors beer....i pee'd in the stream above the brewery...i'm afraid i'll gits it back...ina can!



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