off color but funny
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Topic: off color but funny
Posted By: acwdwcman
Subject: off color but funny
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:20pm
http://www.tractorshed.com/cgi-bin/photoads/classifieds.cgi?search_and_display_db_button=on&db_id=433567&query=retrieval - http://www.tractorshed.com/cgi-bin/photoads/classifieds.cgi?search_and_display_db_button=on&db_id=433567&query=retrieval
read the description.. i can tell they dont know anything about tractors
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wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow
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Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:25pm
Well....ifin it ran on two cylinders when last used.....it should run on the other two now! wait...what?......somebody took the other two? LOL
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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Posted By: dave63
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:45pm
How many cylinders does a 2 cylinder engine have? LOL
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Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:47pm
wait, wait, I know this one.....don't tell me.......um......
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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Posted By: Rfdeere
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:50pm
"Green in color (If you like that)" You gotta love that !!
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Posted By: acwdwcman
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:51pm
i would love to see it run on 4 cylinders :p
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wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow
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Posted By: beeman
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:51pm
Hey . I once heard a guy [who should have known better..] ask "What is the firing order on a 2 cylinder Deere ????"
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1949 B 3930 Ford- Have owned other Orange ,green,red,yellow,dark green tractors and equipment.
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Posted By: acwdwcman
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:52pm
well you dont know if it is 1-2 or 2-1 lol
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wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow
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Posted By: Orange Blood
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:52pm
That is clearly not a wide bucket either :-P
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Still in use:
HD7 WC C CA WD 2-WD45 WD45LP WD45D D14 3-D17 D17LP 2-D19D D19LP 190XTD 190XTLP 720 D21 220 7020 7030 7040 7045 3-7060
Projects: 3-U UC 2-G 2-B 2-C CA 7-WC RC WDLP WF D14 D21 210 7045 N7
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Posted By: acwdwcman
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:55pm
well he says he has manuals... maybe he cant read!!!! lol
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wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow
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Posted By: jhid
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 8:26pm
this one made me laugh. It`s always the people that think they know what theyre talking are the funniest
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red and green are nice for christmas, but orange is all year round
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Posted By: Claus
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 8:27pm
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Think you guys are mistaking sarcasm for ignorance. I think (only ran on two) and (Green if you like that) are the owner's way of poking fun at his own misery. Just my opinion.
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Posted By: se iowa picker
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 9:57pm
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No matter what the reason its just funny.
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Posted By: Bertman
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 9:59pm
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nothing here now :P
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50 B 38? WC
41 C 50 WD
55 WD-45
49 M-M UTU
coming soon Massey 44 and a unstyled WC
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Posted By: ORANGE JUICE
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 10:25pm
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My uncle had a green tractor that had the same problem. It always sounded like pop,pop pop,pop pop,pop.
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Posted By: JayIN
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2011 at 7:01am
Runs like a deer, smells like a john
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sometimes I walk out to my shop and look around and think "Who's the idiot that owns this place?"
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Posted By: sho-man1
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2011 at 9:04am
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It has the Bristol Darlin firing order, "A one and a two and a one and a two...".
Bristol Darlin was the character on the old Andy Griffith show,
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