Terrible joke...
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Topic: Terrible joke...
Posted By: ekjdm14
Subject: Terrible joke...
Date Posted: 27 Dec 2024 at 11:25am
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Don't know what's going on with my train of thought today but my errant mind just threw this doozie my way so had to share. I was remembering the late grunge vocalist Layne Staley & how he simply LOVED this time of the year and being able to drive his tractors round in the snow and ice. As a matter of fact, no matter what time of the year he always had an Allis in chains...  I'll shut the door on my way out.
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Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 27 Dec 2024 at 12:30pm
Phew!  Might be more than a few on here that don’t get this. J/S. |
ekjdm14 wrote:Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 27 Dec 2024 at 1:28pm
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Well,,,CHIT,,,,I just as well go ahead and get in line,,,,don't have the foggiest what he's talkin about,,,,,,
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Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 27 Dec 2024 at 1:34pm
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It's a grunge thing. But that's funny |
Posted By: ekjdm14
Date Posted: 27 Dec 2024 at 5:00pm
I figured as much, being a relative youngin here. If it makes at least one person chuckle (even in an eye-rolling "For Frog's Sakes" kinda way) then I'm happy enough... |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 27 Dec 2024 at 7:47pm
Actually i am to OLD to know the group !!  ... i stopped paying attention to which rock band was which in 1985..  Alice in Chains is an American rock band formed in Seattle in 1987. Since 2006, the band's lineup has comprised vocalist/guitarists Jerry Cantrell and William DuVall, bassist Mike Inez and drummer Sean Kinney. Vocalist Layne Staley and bassist Mike Starr are former members of the band.
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 28 Dec 2024 at 6:08am
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But did it have one of those sound garden cabs? If not he should get a nickel back. |
Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 28 Dec 2024 at 7:39am
Well done Thad! Now go stand in a puddle of mud. (Little out of the genre but the best I could think of!) |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 28 Dec 2024 at 9:53am
Well maybe I’ll get lucky and find a blue Oyster in that puddle of mud with a Pearl Jammed in it?
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Posted By: Alberta Phil
Date Posted: 28 Dec 2024 at 9:58am
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Careful in the mud! It might be the deep purple kind! |
Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 28 Dec 2024 at 10:07am
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Posted By: DaveKamp
Date Posted: 28 Dec 2024 at 10:11am
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I used to have a sound garden cab... it left me in confusion... I'd breathe on a window, then brush away the dirt. Made me feel like a boy in a box... but that's over now, I'm pretty done with that private hell, it left me in tears, so now I just go for the real thing. ------------- Ten Amendments, Ten Commandments, and one Golden Rule solve most every problem. Citrus hand-cleaner with Pumice does the rest. |
Posted By: DaveKamp
Date Posted: 28 Dec 2024 at 10:12am
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Hey... What's got FOUR LEGS... ONE ARM, and a HUGE SMILE??? A Happy Pit Bull! ------------- Ten Amendments, Ten Commandments, and one Golden Rule solve most every problem. Citrus hand-cleaner with Pumice does the rest. |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 28 Dec 2024 at 3:37pm
Needs more cowbell! https://youtu.be/cVsQLlk-T0s?si=6ASBWomreYhe7Exp" rel="nofollow - https://youtu.be/cVsQLlk-T0s?si=6ASBWomreYhe7Exp
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2024 at 7:05am
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I spent many hours in a sound garden cab working for my dad. It had a good radio but I got no pay . I guess I was an audio slave.
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Posted By: Alberta Phil
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2024 at 9:38am
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Is this the one you mean, Dave? https://youtu.be/Py2Tvdqpn70" rel="nofollow - https://youtu.be/Py2Tvdqpn70
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Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2024 at 10:41am
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2024 at 11:23am
There were lots of men at work back in those days. |
Posted By: Acguywill
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2024 at 11:48am
Were they men without hats, working around high voltage? Were they running down a dream or living on a prayer? |
Posted By: ekjdm14
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2024 at 3:26pm
I never thought it'd get so Ram Jammed with replies here (to heck with genre, it's all good as long as it's tenuous & cringy!).
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2024 at 3:32pm
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We appreciate a good punfest, its been a while... ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: ekjdm14
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2024 at 3:49pm
Oofta! That one left a mark |