Stupid people
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Topic: Stupid people
Posted By: Clay
Subject: Stupid people
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 3:00pm
| A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable. |
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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 3:02pm
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You know the bad side? I read that and it didn't make me say WTF? Seems anymore it's a dumbass competition out there ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: fjdrill
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 3:44pm
| Was he horsing around? Bet he got a kick out of that. |
Posted By: jaybmiller
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 4:00pm
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did he have to winnie-the-poo ------------- 3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112 Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
Posted By: injpumpEd
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 4:01pm
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It was an "accident"! ------------- 210 "too hot to farm" puller, part of the "insane pumpkin posse". Owner of Guenther Heritage Diesel, specializing in fuel injection systems on heritage era tractors. stock rebuilds to all out pullers! |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 4:14pm
When the dr looked down at the rectum he said there’s several in there and the rectum said a few. 
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 4:19pm
| Bet that ole boy had a rough night in the horse-pital |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 4:45pm
ask the kid that owns them if he wants his toys BACK !  ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 5:19pm
Nay... ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
steve(ill) wrote:Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 5:40pm
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1974 in Wood River IL at the East Alton Wood River Township Hospital, My Older Brother working as Security Officer for extra money. Orderlies are acting crazy, one drags out a Softball Uniform, he goes with all to the E-room. 'Old' GAY Dude, back in for the Umpteenth Time or Rectal Insertion, had a BASEBALL up His Bum. Doctor got it out, HOWEVER was the old Gay Dude's Property so the Orderly with the Softball Uniform got to Hand it BACK To Him as was discharged. STILL Funny as all get out even as my brother has been gone since 92.
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 5:49pm
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Bet it takes a LOT OF PRACTICE to get a BASEBALL up your BUNG !!... OUCH ! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: fjdrill
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 5:56pm
| I take it he was no virgin. Difference between old prostitute & new prostitute: 1 uses KY, The other uses Poly grip. |
Posted By: dr p
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 7:29pm
| Was a young resident and got woken up by an er attending asking me a bunch of questions about how they assemble an electric toothbrush? Finally i had to ask why? Because a young woman was using it to clean something they don't usually clean with a toothbrush and now its stuck |
Posted By: TomC
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 9:01pm
| Dayumm!!! I'll never look at my toothbrush the same way ever again |
Posted By: Jordan(OH)
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2023 at 5:12am
| Didn’t know freebie collected toy horses. Must’ve gotten REALLY bored waiting on the train. |
Posted By: JoeM(GA)
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2023 at 5:57am
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------------- Allis Express North Georgia 41 WC,48 UC Cane,7-G's, Ford 345C TLB |