Funny
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Topic: Funny
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: Funny
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2023 at 8:02pm
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Late again says the 3 rd grade teacher to little Bobby. He says yes ma’am but it’s my daddy’s fault for sleeping naked. The teacher says , how your daddy sleeps has no bearing on you being late to school. The teacher asks how so? Bobby says we’ll you see, we’ve had trouble with a fox 🦊 n the hen house lately. Last night daddy heard a commotion in the hen house. He grabbed his double barrel shotgun and ran out the door. When he got to the hen house he got on his hands and knees and poked that shotgun through the door and waited. About that time our old coon hound Blue came up behind my daddy and touched his cold nose to his ass and we spent the next 5 hours plucking chickens. |
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2023 at 9:32pm
 ,,,TOOO funny,,,,!!!!!
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Posted By: FloydKS
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2023 at 10:16pm
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got me to cackeling. ------------- Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die |
Posted By: Clay
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2023 at 9:25am
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Two men are looking through a catalogue. Mick says "Look at all of those gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too." His friend agrees "I'm ordering one right now." Three weeks later Mick says "Has your woman turned up yet?" "No. But it shouldn't be long now. Her clothes arrived yesterday." |