Marriage
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Topic: Marriage
Posted By: Scott B
Subject: Marriage
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2023 at 11:47am
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Two ole boys were talking and one says “how come you’re wearing your wedding ring on the wrong hand?” His buddy responds and says “cause I married the wrong woman!” Ole gal has her new husband penned up against the wall and says “before we got married you told me you better off”. Her husband says “I was! I was MUCH better off” ------------- D17 Series 1 Allis B- 1939 Allis B- 1945 |
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Posted By: WF owner
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2023 at 1:14pm
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Do you know why they bury lawyers 12 feet deep? Because down deep, lawyers are good people!
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Posted By: only AC orange
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 7:25am
| Lawyers are OK, depends if they are for you or against you! |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 7:36am
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Guy walks in to a bar and ordered a beer. Bartender says ok but we don’t serve lawyers. Soon the guy ordered another beer and again the bar tender says ok but we don’t serve lawyers. Soon he orders a third beer . The bar tender says ok but we don’t serve lawyers. The customer looks at the bartender and asks , what do you have against lawyers? Bartender replies, lawyers are assholes. The customer flies mad and says you better take that back. Bar tender asks, why are you a lawyer? Customer says no I’m an asshole. |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 10:30am
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Great one Thad,,,,didn't expect that one,,,
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Posted By: nella(Pa)
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 11:31am
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Marriage; If you get a good one there is nothing like it  If you get a bad one there is nothing like it
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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 11:59am
| Women, Cannot Live with them, also CANNOT live without them, cannot kill them as 1) no Bounty to turn them in and 2) cannot bury in the back yard. |
Posted By: Dusty MI
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 9:53pm
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We were married in Oct. 1961, and are stilled married today. ------------- 917 H, '48 G, '65 D-10 series III "Allis Express" |
Posted By: iowallis
Date Posted: 27 Feb 2023 at 1:37pm
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I married Mrs. Right. Didn’t realize it was Mrs. Always Right |
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 27 Feb 2023 at 2:24pm
| I married Mrs. Wrong, EVERY Word from my mouth Was WRONG!! |