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DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!

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Topic: DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!

Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!
Date Posted: 22 Aug 2022 at 1:00pm

My encounter with the snotty receptionist!

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostrate exam. Of course i was a bit on edge because of all my friends have either gone under the knife or had pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist desk,I noticed she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

I gave her my name and in a very loud voice,she said,"YES,I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,a now very embarrassed man.But as usual,I recovered quickly and in an equally loud voice replied," NO,I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,BUT I DON'T WANT THE DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!

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Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel.

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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 22 Aug 2022 at 3:22pm

Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 22 Aug 2022 at 3:40pm

NOW THATS FUNNY !!

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Like them all, but love the "B"s.

Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2022 at 6:17am

Posted By: festus51
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2022 at 5:19pm

That's great I hope it is true !!!!

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We the unwilling Led by the unqualified Doing the impossible for the Ungrateful

Posted By: Steve in NJ
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2022 at 7:07pm

You GO Cokester!! Talk about a toilet flush! There's ya go. LMAO!!!

Steve@B&B

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39'RC, 43'WC, 48'B, 49'G, 50'WF, 65 Big 10, 67'B-110, 75'716H, 2-620's, & a Motorhead wife