Good forr a couple of grins,,,,,
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Topic: Good forr a couple of grins,,,,,
Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: Good forr a couple of grins,,,,,
Date Posted: 04 Aug 2022 at 10:19pm
One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap . Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies , (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket. " "For reading a book," she replies. "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area ," he informs her again ." "But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading." " Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine." " If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman." "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden . "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed. Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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