I need a eastern Canadian helper
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Topic: I need a eastern Canadian helper
Posted By: Ray54
Subject: I need a eastern Canadian helper
Date Posted: 03 May 2022 at 12:13pm
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In yesterdays mail I got this nice letter from O'l uncle Ed's banker a Richard Hoffman. He is with Laurentain Bank of Canada. They got O'l uncle Ed's money just sitting there since 2012 when he had the "big one". Since I don't want the post office loosing all the millions I needs a helper to pick it up. The address is Markham ON. Anybody close.  I would split it with you. My the good fortune some times that come in the mail. I also had 2 letters for a guy in the next town over. The post office did not get them to the right post office let alone the correct route or PO box. So I cannot trust them with a amount this huge. One of the other guys said payment in closed, the other one looked like a bill. I had a uncle Ed live just down the road and died back in 03 or 04.  But I did not know I had one in Canada too, and rich at that. |
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Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 03 May 2022 at 12:23pm
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Ray does your mail all have to go through the Wichita KS mail office too? Jeez!! sounds familiar! Even my drunk mail man actually put his own mail in my box once! true story. ------------- "Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 03 May 2022 at 12:30pm
 ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 03 May 2022 at 1:40pm
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I have gotten mail for people living in most parts of the town now more than 35,000 people. I have no idea of how many rural routes they was 4 in the old days 50 years ago when town was less than 10,000. But I don't recall any from another route ever, and here 2 for a different post office even. Oh well they are back in the box, to give box robbers another chance at them. I did have a uncle Bill that worked for the post office. As the post office did work on one of the right drive Jeeps they had they found mail for uncle Bill that had fallen down the window track into the door. He was already dead, but workers remembered him and put it in the box with a note for the family. But I am disappointed there is no Nigerian Prince involved in my great inheritance from my lost uncle Ed. But I met and shuck hands with a real live Prince before. After I found out made more sense how he lived with no job. I think he was the 43 but could have number wrong anyway 43 Prince House of Saud (aka Saudi Aribia). But his USA citizen girl friend dumped him and they has moved on.
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Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 03 May 2022 at 2:37pm
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Was Uncle Ed a Nigerian oil minister? |
Posted By: Gary
Date Posted: 03 May 2022 at 4:20pm
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Markham is located north east of Toronto. I see there is a Laurentide Branch in Uxbridge, about 40 minutes north east of Markham. Gary |