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Topic: Little Johnny
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: Little Johnny
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 7:53am
The kids were sitting in class one Tuesday morning.
The teacher says each student gets to stand up before the class and tell what their father does for a living.
The first was Becky.
She said her father is a farmer. He raises corn and beans. They also have a small heard of cows.
Next was George.
He says his dad drives a milk truck.
He gets up real early each day and drives from dairy to dairy picking up the bulk milk and delivers it to the plant.
Next was Little Johnny.
He says his dad is a stripper at an all male gay bar.
After class the teacher took Johnny off to the side and asked if his dad was really a gay stripper?
Johnny says no he’s actually a reporter for CNN but he was too ashamed to admit it so he made something up.



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Posted By: D19allisowner
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 7:58am
Clap

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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 12:07pm


Maybe we should rename little Johnny. I'm thinking either little Joe or little Dale.

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Posted By: dee_veloper
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 1:51pm
Little Johnny has already learned to lie.  He'll do well at Faux news when he gets older.


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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.
My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.


Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 4:55pm
Lets call him little dee!Wink

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Posted By: dee_veloper
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 5:12pm
I think dicky dave would be better.


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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.
My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.


Posted By: John m
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 5:23pm
I love it. Outstanding! John m


Posted By: tomNE
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 6:56pm
let's go brandon!



Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 7:15pm
NOW THATS FUNNY !!!........... GO JOHNIE... GO BRANDON !!

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Like them all, but love the "B"s.


Posted By: Fred in Pa
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2022 at 6:57am
Now poor Little Jhonny  can't even be himself anymore ,WTH   
 


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nonetheless ,still dead.
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Posted By: Clay
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2022 at 10:48am
It's the first day of school, and Little Johnny is beginning first grade. The teacher is having all the students stand up, one at a time, and introduce themselves. When Johnny's turn comes up, he stands and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer", then he sits down. The teacher gets upset, and says, "We'll have none of that kind of language used in this classroom, now tell us your name". Johnny gets up again, and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer, and if you don't believe me, you can go to the 4th grade room and ask my sister, because she's there". The teacher storms out of the room, goes down the hall, to the 4th grade classroom, and knocks on the door. The 4th grade teacher answers the knock, and asks the 1st grade teacher what she can do for her. The teacher replies, "Do you have a Sexhauer in this classroom"? The 4th grade teacher replies, "A Sexhauer"????? "They barely give us time for recess.


Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2022 at 5:27pm
Originally posted by Clay Clay wrote:

<span style="color: rgb255, 255, 255; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap; : rgb0, 132, 255;">It's the first day of school, and Little Johnny is beginning first grade. The teacher is having all the students stand up, one at a time, and introduce themselves. When Johnny's turn comes up, he stands and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer", then he sits down.

The teacher gets upset, and says, "We'll have none of that kind of language used in this classroom, now tell us your name". Johnny gets up again, and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer, and if you don't believe me, you can go to the 4th grade room and ask my sister, because she's there".

The teacher storms out of the room, goes down the hall, to the 4th grade classroom, and knocks on the door. The 4th grade teacher answers the knock, and asks the 1st grade teacher what she can do for her. The teacher replies, "Do you have a Sexhauer in this classroom"? The 4th grade teacher replies, "A Sexhauer"????? "They barely give us time for recess.</span>

Good one



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