Well,,it that time again,,,,,
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Topic: Well,,it that time again,,,,,
Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: Well,,it that time again,,,,,
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2021 at 1:43am
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2021 at 1:48am
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And this one is for ole Shameless that thinks it's what is needed for dry hands,,,,,, Shameless was seen on the sidewalk getting slapped in the face. A Little
later it happened again by another young woman. Joe was curious so he
asked Shameless what it was all about. Shameless said he asked the women if they
would like to have sex with an older man. Joe said you must get
slapped a lot. Sure said Shameless but I also get a lot of sex. ( Chit, I'm outa here)
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Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2021 at 11:16am
My Wonderfull just told me several real knee slappers.  But since we have some easily offended that and think this place gets political. I will leave you wondering what a prim and proper grammar school teacher's would be sharing in the lounge.  But if you are brave enough I put them in the political
so look for Funnies over there. |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2021 at 5:38pm
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A hillbilly went to a bar. The bartender asks , do you have any ID? The hillbilly says, about what? |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2021 at 6:00pm
We're gonna have to start callin you Tater Salad, Ray.... Profane(but not political) language warning! https://youtu.be/neUaSTSKFZc" rel="nofollow - https://youtu.be/neUaSTSKFZc ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Ray54 wrote:Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2021 at 10:14pm
| Joe....where was you at watching me when i was on that sidewalk????? |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2021 at 3:28am
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Chit, Shameless,,,,Ya got me again,,,,!! Gulp..I was behind that blue van asking if they was maybe interested in ,,,,"seconds",,,,, I get "lucky" myself every so often,,,,
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2021 at 3:31am
Yep,,,,that young lookin fellar is sharp as a tack,,,,,ain't he,,,,??  |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2021 at 9:15pm
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Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year, And every year Ed would say,"Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "
Norma always replied, "I know Ed, but that helicopterride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks!" One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Ed said, "Norma, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance " To this, Norma replied, " Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks " The pilot overheard the couple and said, " Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. " Ed and Norma agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.. When they landed, the pilot turned to Ed and said, " By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but youdidn't. I'm impressed! " Ed replied, " Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Norma fell out the chopper,,,but 50 bucks is 50 bucks,,,,,, |
Posted By: FloydKS
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2021 at 9:25pm
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fell out,,, but fifty bucks is fifty bucks............... ------------- Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 27 Mar 2021 at 3:50am
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OH Chit,,Floyd,,,,I left out the punch line,,didn't I,,,??? Thanks for catching that,,,,
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 27 Mar 2021 at 4:06am
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A couple of local Amish women were out digging potatoes last year. One was staring at two spuds in her hands and was asked what was wrong. She told her companion they reminded her of her husband, Abram's, balls. The one gals eyes got big, and she said, "You mean Abram's got balls that big???" The other gal replied, "No- he's got balls that dirty!!!" ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 27 Mar 2021 at 9:29am
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Good one,,Dave,,,,
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