A GOOD Laugh
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Topic: A GOOD Laugh
Posted By: DMiller
Subject: A GOOD Laugh
Date Posted: 01 Feb 2021 at 7:47am
Friday wife and I went to Washington MO to PU her car at Ford, she and I went to Orscheln's there to kill time where after we left she kept snickering.
FINALLY last night she told me why.
Seems was a young Couple(Late twenties, citified) in the garden tools section while I was other side of store, asked a Clerk then looked at my wife and asked her if they could garden a 100'x100' patch with hand tools and grow enough to eat all summer. She stated she told them 'Sure' if you have nothing else to do but weed and scrape and amend and whatever else is required. She explained planting cycles, dark of the moon schedules, that a Fuel Powered Tiller was their only reasonable option for larger tillage, would take DAYS to cut one row with a pick/mattock then chop that up with a Hoe then turn that every few days with organic matter then till some more, figure that on ten to twenty rows 100x100 and MAYBE by a year from start date could have a nice garden.
She walked away from them giggling to herself as they left the store empty handed mumbling to themselves. She still giggles when think on their dumbfounded stares.
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Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 01 Feb 2021 at 8:42am
Some have no idea what it takes to grow what they eat.
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Posted By: LeonR2013
Date Posted: 01 Feb 2021 at 12:12pm
Yep, almost worked myself to death last year keeping the weeds at bay. Hardest year of gardening I've ever had. To much rain the first half and not enough the last half. Leon
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Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 01 Feb 2021 at 12:33pm
Yes so funny in many ways, so so sad in so many others. They seem to fit the term citydot I have stumbled across on the net.
I have rented pasture from a software designer he wanted grass feed organic beef in trade. My wife will not let grass feed beef in our kitchen, I vaccinate against a number of dieses in my cattle. I explained I fed a lot of seed screenings not much grain you would find another use for. And he agreed vaccinating so I did not get sick cattle that might need antibiotics was a reasonable thing. When I was ready to butcher, find out he only wants steak. It worked in the end but was learning experience for him as well as me.
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Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 01 Feb 2021 at 12:36pm
Only wants steaks and how many does he think he should have?
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Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 01 Feb 2021 at 12:49pm
tadams(OH) wrote:
Only wants steaks and how many does he think he should have? |
 Used the value the up your nose grass feed organic meat market uses.  Something like $10 dollars a pound. Another land owner was glad to take hamburger off my hands at a reasonable price.
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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 01 Feb 2021 at 1:18pm
LOL We bought a quarter beef from local grower, mostly burger and large cuts as roasts, around a dozen packs of Two steaks of varying types. All Steaks, evidently does not know where the better tasting meat is!!!
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Posted By: DougG
Date Posted: 01 Feb 2021 at 7:01pm
Seems to be a few of those all natual ppl more and more- also seems ppl didnt think that when the - meat shortage- that never happened a, bought 1/2 a beef etc for big money , have paid so much for just hamburger, few prime cuts in beef- but they are good
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 02 Feb 2021 at 12:16am
some of them type folks are moving out by me, they stop and ask all kinds of questions, asking why/what/when on bouts everything. one couple moved out near-by and Sugarmaker thinks he has lots invested in his new shop, they just built a $265,000. Cleary steel building to live in. whew!
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 02 Feb 2021 at 5:59am
We have a coworker that’s a California transplant. He was telling me he and his girlfriend were gonna get a milk cow. I smiled and asked if he was seriously gonna get up early every day and feed and milk a cow. Are y’all ready for this??? He said we don’t need milk every day.
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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 02 Feb 2021 at 6:07am
Another clueless!! Get a few cups to half a bucket dependent of the day/diet of a cow, stop milking and bag goes dry until re-breed and carrying a calf.
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 02 Feb 2021 at 9:01am
Thad in AR. wrote:
We have a coworker that’s a California transplant. He was telling me he and his girlfriend were gonna get a milk cow. I smiled and asked if he was seriously gonna get up early every day and feed and milk a cow. Are y’all ready for this??? He said we don’t need milk every day. |
  ,,,,like ole Dave says,,,,they gots a few things to learn  ,,,but all is not lost. You might get to buy that milkless cow for next to nuttin after they realize the cost of hay,,,,,  UMmmmm,,,they didn't bring their liberal beliefs with them,,,,? 
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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 02 Feb 2021 at 11:04am
Oh and a BTW, Milk Cows get milked TWICE per day, EVERY Day or bag stops producing. So No Vacation For YOU!!!!
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Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 02 Feb 2021 at 12:30pm
Thad in AR. wrote:
We have a coworker that’s a California transplant. He was telling me he and his girlfriend were gonna get a milk cow. I smiled and asked if he was seriously gonna get up early every day and feed and milk a cow. Are y’all ready for this??? He said we don’t need milk every day. |
  Maybe he could explain to you where the on/off switch is  so you only milk on the days you feel like it.
 I better back out of here and stay quiet. Cause  I have a son married one of the citydots. They got a house on 1/2 or 3/4 of a acre just before Christmas. So she went and bough 2 goats. Talked of maybe having to start milking one.  Son had "the talk" about birds and bees. So she is over milking goats.  They are also educating her on fence building too. 
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