Masages
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Topic: Masages
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Subject: Masages
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 11:39am
| Sitting here watching this young gal give them. Shes right across the drive way from us. $1.00 per minute. If I dont get to smelling too bad, I'm thinking about getting 1. She sits ya in a chair and it looks like she used her whole body twisting and turning to give them. |
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 12:34pm
How do you social distance doing that ? Mask ?  ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 1:29pm
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If she's pretty enough I'd say risk it ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 3:08pm
Ya, sometimes I only want a 27 minute massage.  ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 3:34pm
| Happy Endings?? |
Posted By: FloydKS
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 5:33pm
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I tried the massage thing once ...long time ago, and was not impressed. just my 2-cents. ------------- Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 9:02pm
| sounds more like a lap dance to me! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2020 at 3:35am
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Well,,,you know at first,, $1.00 a minute don't sound like too awful much,,but us older fellars gots to have at least a 1/2 hour,,,you know to make sure she "gets" everything,,,,NOW we talkin bout $30,,!! She gonna have to be real Easy On The Eyes and be really great with her hands,,,and,,,,and,,no pinchin in the butt either,,,,,at least where nobody else can see,,,,,
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Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2020 at 9:14am
| She is, she was, and she didn't. I've still got 1 real sore spot on my back that radiates out in my right arm. I'm gonna see if she can fix that this AM. Dang the mosquito population is pretty large around this lake. |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2020 at 4:45pm
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What!!! She don't swat em for ya. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2020 at 7:18pm
Gonna try a 3rd time tomorrow. She found 3 real sore spots in my back today. Dang did the poking in those 3 places hurt. I can raise my left arm above my head tonight. I could not do that 2 days ago. And she found a vertabray in my neck causing me a lotta pain. She told me "if I had my table, I could really get you fixed up". She is going to take it to the what Cheer flea mkt next month. Maybe she can get some of the kinks/pains outta me back yet. This gal was from southern California, a beach baby. She could still pass for 1. 
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Posted By: Red Bank
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2020 at 7:28pm
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Did she have on short shorts?
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Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 8:23am
| Not the shorties, but nice. Our pal Jim and her is getting hitched up in the near future. Will make a nice couple. |
Posted By: DougG
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 9:20am
| Place i used to work at the secretary luved to give massages, her big jugs always helped too ,, funny how that happened |
Posted By: Lars(wi)
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 11:35am
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Times must have really changed, where I grew up anytime you heard, or read/saw the word ‘massage’ it was followed by the word ‘parlor’. ------------- I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science. |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 12:03pm
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Gonna try a 3rd time tomorrow. Tom,,I expect you'll be on the 7th time by the time you post again,,,,,,them massages, expecially administered bu a cute madam wearin nuttin but short shorts ,,,,can sure become additive,,,,,,REAL addictive,,,,, ps,,don't give out your check info,,,,!!
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