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Topic: Vakve spring compressor tool,,,,,,
Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: Vakve spring compressor tool,,,,,,
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 10:06am

  G' Mornin to all,,,it time to get up,,,,,,,Wink
 I have what I think is a chinese  valve spring compressor tool that flat refuses to compress the valve springs on this 454 I'm building. I struggled with this sob taking em off and made up my mind I'm gonna "nodify" this tool with a 24" cheater,,if I can figure out a way,,,,Wink
  What I would really want is to modify the handle that you use to compress the spring to where the handle goes OVER the main frame of the tool,where you are compressing DOWN onto the tool,,,,?
 I remember using one built like that years ago and the amount of leverage was amazing!!  All the ones built these days have the compression handle on the back with only about a 6" handle. The one I remember had a handle almost the same length as the whole tool length. I think it was a Craftsman but not sure.
 I googled Proto, Mac-tools, S&K, Snap-On and ain't fount what I'm lookin for,,,,  Anybody got one that can post a pic for me,,?? Please,,,,,??Clap



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Posted By: WF owner
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 10:17am
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Proform 66784 Valve Spring Compressor


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 10:29am
Take a lookie here Joe
 
https://www.google.com/search?q=old+valve+spring+compression+tool&tbm=isch&hl=en&chips=q:old+valve+spring+compression+tool,online_chips:cylinder+head&hl=en&ved=2ahUKEwin0o6hmJPqAhUNyKwKHSSEDQsQ4lYoA3oECAEQGQ&biw=1519&bih=677" rel="nofollow - https://www.google.com/search?q=old+valve+spring+compression+tool&tbm=isch&hl=en&chips=q:old+valve+spring+compression+tool,online_chips:cylinder+head&hl=en&ved=2ahUKEwin0o6hmJPqAhUNyKwKHSSEDQsQ4lYoA3oECAEQGQ&biw=1519&bih=677

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: john(MI)
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 11:44am
We used to use two screwdrivers.  One guy pushes down on the valve spring and someone else removes the keepers.


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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 11:54am
Joe probably doesn't have another guy in his tool box. Wink

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 2:04pm
Good luck Joe, you're gonna PAY for a good one.  I'm glad I've still got mine from back in the 60's.  I don't even know who made it, but it is like you describe.  I'll keep my eyes open at auctions this summer and fall for you.


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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 2:43pm
Maybe I'm just young and stupid but what are vakve springs??

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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 3:46pm
An engine part on the USS Federation Enterprise NCC 1701. Wink

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 3:50pm


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If you raise your kids you can spoil your grandkids. If you spoil your kids you will raise your grandkids.

Paitience is a bitter cup from which only the strong can drink


Posted By: PaulB
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 4:14pm
Trick is to give all the retainers a light tap on a little angle before you try to remove themWink

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Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 8:08pm
Was just thinking of when I replaced the valve seals on my 65 -Olds 400 engine in my 442 . Did it with a compressed air fitting into spark plug hole and a handle that fit over rocker stud , compress spring , remove keepers , remove the retainer plate on spring , then remove spring and install new valve seals , revers operation and move to next valve . All 16 done in about 2 hours time and didn't drop one valve into engine .



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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 8:16pm

  Well,,I DID find one like I was talkin bout on the link ole Chask posted,,(Thet guy can find anything can't he?)  and was able to find an OLD craftsman on Ebay but it is for bid and still has 3 days to complete. I also seen one listed as "HEAVY DUTY" that looks like a BIG glorified "C" clamp that just has a long all thread with a T handle to tighten up on the valve spring. Jeeeze,,all that engineering for only $242,,!! I might could modify one of my "C" clamps and drive the all thread with an impact,,,?
  I do not do any more major overhauls for people because of not having the proper tools,,,this outa teach me a lesson,,!!WinkWink
 OH,, and Tyler that is "valve" ,,,,LOL kinda like the Prez's covfkee,,,,,LOL


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 9:59pm
Hey Joe...I got a couple..you want me put them in a box and send them to ya??? You can try them out see what ya like...get the job done and when you are finished....send them back...hate to see an old gear head stuck....I will toss you a line and pull ya out😁😇

Ocharry


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2020 at 11:20pm

 OCHARRY,,,You is just the greatest,,,and don't listen to what ole Shameless tells you,,,,sent you a PM so he don't know what we is discussin,,,,,WinkWink


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2020 at 7:43am
Oil Can Thumbs UpThumbs UpThumbs Up

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2020 at 8:41am
aaawwww shucks fellers Embarrassed

ocharry


Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2020 at 9:08am
 I also seen one listed as "HEAVY DUTY" that looks like a BIG glorified "C" clamp that just has a long all thread with a T handle to tighten up on the valve spring. Jeeeze,,all that engineering for only $242,,!! I might could modify one of my "C" clamps and drive the all thread with an impact,,,?

I cut a "C" out of 1/4 inch plate and welded a nut on one end.. Got a 8 inch long 1/2 inch all thread for the  adjuster and welded a handle on it.......... looks like a light duty C clamp.. been using that for 40 years.


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Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2020 at 11:21am
WHEEEEW WEEE,,,,dang i went out to git thet stuff ready to go,,,,no box,,,,,so i rapped it up in a feed sack,,,used some of my best masking tape and wrote this here is a goin to ol Joe down in NM,,,,didnt know we had us a state named thet but thets wher he said to send her so,,,,,then the car wont start,,,,so i gits on ol alice and she says NOPE I AINT A GOIN TO TOWN,,,welll what the heck has your panties all twisted,,,,,,,,,so i gits on the wheeler,,,it ran outa gas,,,,,so then i gits in the ranger,,,dang battery is dead,,,,,awwwww what the he,,,heck,,,so i jest went ta walkin,,,,cuzz i know ol joe is a needen me ta pull through fer him,,,,,and what do ya think,,,,it kuma rain like i aint never seen,,,good thing them feed sacks is plastic coated

so i gits to the post office and the lady is a yellin at me fer gittin her floor all wet,,,,now just hold on thar lady i says,,,,this here package is a going to ol joe over in NM and i bin bustin it ta git here afor ya close so can we mail this and git it on the way,,,,,well she finally shut up about the floor,,,and says,,," oh so your a payin customer" and then kinda giggles ,,,,what the hay,,,come on over here big boy,,,,,wow nelly

then she turnt sour agin and said you cant mail that packaged up like that,,,,so i give her the ol sob story and told her it all i gots mam,,,bein al polite and all,,,finally she let it go

i tell ya,,,and then you wont believe what happened on the way home,,,,,,dang if it didnt start a rainin agin,,,and then i got run off the road and went in a ditch,,,,tore a hole in my tenirunner ,,,,wheeew i am galed but,,, am i glad ta be home

so there ya go joe,,,,stuff is in the wind

yur pal

ocharry

ps

ifin ya wants the trackin number i will PM it to ya,,,,dang thing must be 35 numbers,,,and this here number pad only goes up ta 9,,,,so i will give it a try ifin ya wants it,,,,,Wink

ocharry,,,,agin


Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2020 at 3:04pm
Now that's about the tallest long tale I've heard in a while.
If'n ya didn't send em both to ole Joe, ya can send me one.  I'd like to have a spare.  I'll send it back when ole Joe tells me to.
I never had any luck sending silver packages thru the mail and especially to Nude Mexico.  Just sumthin about silver packages out there.  They just get lost...


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Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2020 at 3:53pm
When I first saw that picture, I thought it was a wine bottle Corker. I been working on engines all me life and never saw 1 like that. Hoping ya finds a good 1.


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2020 at 5:08pm
Here's a song for ya Oil Can.
 


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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2020 at 7:11pm
well fellers i wasa gona send sum missery rocks over to ol joe in thet box but i got ta figerin on it and i figered these missery rocks and them NM rocks might not git along,,,,so i didnt send any ,,,,,but i will ifin you wants sum joe,,,,gots plenty of um

i sent 3 differnt spring compresers ,,,,you can see what one wurks best fer ya joe,,,,i kinda like the one with the screw ,,,you will see how it wurks when ya gits it,,,its had a lot of RAT springs off ,,,,clamps on srew it down ,,,give it a little whack and poof,,,you will see

now TEDDY that is pertnere ZACKLY how it happend ,,,,pertnere,,,i say,,,,aint now tall long winded stuff goin on 

thet is the purdiest song i ever heared ,,,,thanks much,,,it made the day 

and thats my story,,,,im stickin to it too

ocharry


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2020 at 7:24pm
awwww i love at song,,,lol,,,,one of the great ones


play it agin sam!!!

ocharry


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2020 at 3:33am

 "Oil Can",,,huh,,,??? HMMMmmmm thas a cute one,,,but I think I like Ocharry more better,,,won't nobody ever be able to copy that one,,,,,,ClapClap

  And,,,and,,,I don't need no more rocks,,Thank  you I gots a pretty good rock growin farm as it is,,,that and them dang Goat Heads,,,Ya wants some of them,,,,??? They is gauranteed to grow and multiply faster than diahrria,,,,LOL
 I'll take good care of them tools,,,and if you don't want em back,,,I'll still take good care of em,,,,,,,,LOLWink


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2020 at 3:35am
Originally posted by ocharry ocharry wrote:

WHEEEEW WEEE,,,,dang i went out to git thet stuff ready to go,,,,no box,,,,,so i rapped it up in a feed sack,,,used some of my best masking tape and wrote this here is a goin to ol Joe down in NM,,,,didnt know we had us a state named thet but thets wher he said to send her so,,,,,then the car wont start,,,,so i gits on ol alice and she says NOPE I AINT A GOIN TO TOWN,,,welll what the heck has your panties all twisted,,,,,,,,,so i gits on the wheeler,,,it ran outa gas,,,,,so then i gits in the ranger,,,dang battery is dead,,,,,awwwww what the he,,,heck,,,so i jest went ta walkin,,,,cuzz i know ol joe is a needen me ta pull through fer him,,,,,and what do ya think,,,,it kuma rain like i aint never seen,,,good thing them feed sacks is plastic coated

so i gits to the post office and the lady is a yellin at me fer gittin her floor all wet,,,,now just hold on thar lady i says,,,,this here package is a going to ol joe over in NM and i bin bustin it ta git here afor ya close so can we mail this and git it on the way,,,,,well she finally shut up about the floor,,,and says,,," oh so your a payin customer" and then kinda giggles ,,,,what the hay,,,come on over here big boy,,,,,wow nelly

then she turnt sour agin and said you cant mail that packaged up like that,,,,so i give her the ol sob story and told her it all i gots mam,,,bein al polite and all,,,finally she let it go

i tell ya,,,and then you wont believe what happened on the way home,,,,,,dang if it didnt start a rainin agin,,,and then i got run off the road and went in a ditch,,,,tore a hole in my tenirunner ,,,,wheeew i am galed but,,, am i glad ta be home

so there ya go joe,,,,stuff is in the wind

yur pal

ocharry

ps

ifin ya wants the trackin number i will PM it to ya,,,,dang thing must be 35 numbers,,,and this here number pad only goes up ta 9,,,,so i will give it a try ifin ya wants it,,,,,Wink

ocharry,,,,agin


 Say,,,,,you gettin to be a pretty good story teller bout like me,,,ain't you,,,????LOLLOL


Posted By: JC(WI)
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2020 at 9:22am
I just seen this and thought it was pretty neat...



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The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2020 at 9:29am
well i thank ya joe,,,but,,,nope you dont need ta be a sendin me no rocks neither,,,gots plenty of um ,,,,and fer sure no goat heads,,,,i think they is a migratin up thisa way any way,,,,i tilled one up the other day,,,i bet thet dang thing weighed 30 pond,,,,

STORY TELLIN,,,,,well i never,,,,you and TEDDY been talkin ahind my back,,thats kinda the same thing he said yestady,,,,,i mighta stretched it a mite,,,,just fer efect,,,,but i will rase my hand up,,,,not to high,,,maybe about to the bottom of my ear,,,,and tell ya that is how she happened ,,,fer the most part,,,,still typin so thats gotabe wort sumpin,,,no lightenin,,,yit any ways

heck joe i knows ya will take good care of thet stuff or i wouldnta sent it over to ya,,,i aint worried none,,,,take yer time and when yer done send them home,,,,no worries,,,and fer sure no hurries,,,ahaahhahaa,,,i made a funny,,,i doubt i will be needin thet stuff anytime soon,,,,lol

i am kinda gittin the feelin you fellers ait believin my account a what happined yestady,,,,hmmmm,,,,now i know the trip home was kinda short soundin,,,,i only just hylited thet thar ,,,,but i told the whole shebang about the trip over thar,,,,well pertnere

ocharry




Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2020 at 2:02am

 Well,,,I got home from the mountains kinda late yesterday and had a heavy package waitin for me on the porch,,,,,HMMmmmmm???
 Opened her up and ,,,,and,,,I'ma tell you,,,ole Ocharry can go to work for the USPS, or UPS or Fed-Ex ,,,,he gots packagin  Talents like I ain't ever seen before,,,,!!!!
 There was 3 separate tools and each item triple wrapped in good grade paper,,,( NO SEARS CATALOG PAPER HERE) ( OR WALMART SACKS) and then the whole shebang wrapped in still more paper,,!!!  There just ain't NO WAY even some of ole Shameless's Tannerite sticks could'a opened this packagin up for no reason,,!!!ClapClap Ole Ocharry,,he gots him a talent for sure,,,,
 UMMmmmmm, OCharry,,,I'll take good care of them for you,,,!!!!!


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2020 at 11:42am
awww shucks,,,wernt nuttin i tell ya,,

hey joe you gits your ol camper jacked up ok??? 

be careful ol pard,,,fur sure dont git hurt gittin her back up on them stands and leveled up

take your time with that stuff joe,,,i know you gots lots to do ,,,i aint in no hurry,,,,git that big ol rat purrin,,,,with a big throaty growl,,,,heck kinda give me goose bumps thinkin about it,,,,lol,,,ahhhh,,, the good ol days,,,,

sure hope one a them spring tools will work fur ya,,,im purdy sure one ofum will

ocharry


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2020 at 4:27am

 Hey OCharry,, I finally got around to doin the valve springs on the RAT,,and I used the tool that clamps around the spring and just screw the big knob down and just pretty as you please compresses the spring to where installing the keepers is a snap,,,!!!Clap Got all the intakes done in bout 30 minutes,,,,sure do Thank you, my friend,,Clap
 I was gonna look at buying one of those like I talked bout or modify mine but Now think I'm gonna get one like yours,,don't take near as much effort to replace the springs.
 I "thought" you might of expressed some interest in tradin the one tool for a bag of  goat Heads,,,them be good medicine for that nasty neighbor that won't go away and,,,,SAY,,,!!  I'll bet you can sell them Goat Head seeds to ole Shameless,,,he needs something for his stockholders flower beds,,,,,you Both can thank me later,,,,,Wink
 I'm packagin them tools up now and will "slip" them seeds in thar,,,just don't let on where you got em from,,,,,LOL
 Again,,Many Thanks, Guy,,,,,!!!


Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2020 at 6:19am
Originally posted by desertjoe desertjoe wrote:


 Hey OCharry,, I finally got around to doin the valve springs on the RAT,,and I used the tool that clamps around the spring and just screw the big knob down and just pretty as you please compresses the spring to where installing the keepers is a snap,,,!!!Clap Got all the intakes done in bout 30 minutes,,,,sure do Thank you, my friend,,Clap
 I was gonna look at buying one of those like I talked bout or modify mine but Now think I'm gonna get one like yours,,don't take near as much effort to replace the springs.
 I "thought" you might of expressed some interest in tradin the one tool for a bag of  goat Heads,,,them be good medicine for that nasty neighbor that won't go away and,,,,SAY,,,!!  I'll bet you can sell them Goat Head seeds to ole Shameless,,,he needs something for his stockholders flower beds,,,,,you Both can thank me later,,,,,Wink
 I'm packagin them tools up now and will "slip" them seeds in thar,,,just don't let on where you got em from,,,,,LOL
 Again,,Many Thanks, Guy,,,,,!!!

Y’all just made my day.


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2020 at 9:09am
you are very welcome joe,,,glad i could help

yep i kinda figured that would be the tool that would work for ya,,,it has been my go to for a lot of jobs like that,,,,wurks heads on or heads off,,,,kindly like ,,,wax on ,,,wax off,,,lolBig smile

uuuuummmm,,,,,,,,,,,uuuuhhhh,,,,,goat head seed,,,,well thank you joe,,,little surprise package comin home to me huh,,,,,but you really dont have to,,,,,no need for special gifts and all,,,i jes wonted to help a feller out,,,,bbbbut i aint one to complains about no gift some body gives me,,,,,uuhhh,,,maybe you could send them to shameless from both of us,,,you know i did git some good advice from him about my asparagus,,,i do kinda owe him a lettle sumpinWink,,,,,yeh thats the ticket,,,,i bets he would love ta gits a care package from NM,,,,bbbuuuttttt ,,,,you can leave my name offin if ya wants to,,,,it would be just a suttle thanks from me an allEmbarrassed

ocharry


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2020 at 3:35pm
i can send ya both sum musk thistle and dock weed seed. that's all i been doin today is cutt'in the heads of them plants, puttin them ina bucket for the burnin barrel. whew...sure is HOT and MUGGY here. pulled my burb up next to the weeds and when i gots to hot and sweaty, i'd go sit in the ac awhile. gots bucket fulls of them seeds in my lawn trailer i pull behind the burb. i'm sure i can figger out someone to bless the seeds with! why waste them?  


Posted By: JC(WI)
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2020 at 11:33pm
Shamerz, musk you ask?



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The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 29 Jun 2020 at 9:53pm
Yep..me thinks the burn barrel is the best place fut they stuff...with a good hot far...

You best take care out thar in that heat shammers...thet stuff is hard on old fellers ...I know its been turable here fur last couple days...he...heak I just sweating sitting on the patio....

Posed ta gits some rain tonight and tomoro...but still gonna be hot and humid..

You boys take care out thar

Ocharry


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 29 Jun 2020 at 10:43pm
went out and cut more weed seed heads this morning...about 0400 AM. by the light of the burb and a bit cooler temp i gots done in that location. maybe i'll puts the bucket loads of seeds in the storage trailer...for later presents?


Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 29 Jun 2020 at 11:16pm
Youse guys can forgo sendin me any prescents......I'd hate for ya to spend any $$$ on that ther postages.  What with the prices of meats an taters goin up all the time.
Gonna be in the 90's here for the next couple a weeks n only down to low 70's at night....an the humditism aroun here is tearable!  Intolerable even....an I don't have the swimmin pool up yet!  Gonna half to werk on thet tamarra.....
Yep, youse guys and gals take care out there now and stay in the shade and drink LOTS of water......to sum of youse guys,,,,,,,,,cause I are one of ya,,,,,,,NOT beer or boose....jest water.


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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 29 Jun 2020 at 11:21pm

 WOW,,!! Shameless,,, them must be some bad azzed weeds,,,for you to be goin to so much trouble ,,,,at 4 Am to gather up the seed heads,,,,WOW!!!!  I "Was" thinkin on tradin you some Goat Heads for your stockholders flower beds,,,,,,,??WinkWink


Posted By: JohnColo
Date Posted: 29 Jun 2020 at 11:58pm

don't bother Joe, at least the stockholder a few miles from me has plenty of opportunities to get goat heads AND doc seed.  If Mr. Shameless would make it worthwhile, I'd make a special trip to the certain location between Arapahoe and Baseline Rd. to deliver them.


Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 30 Jun 2020 at 6:43am
Originally posted by Ted J Ted J wrote:

Youse guys can forgo sendin me any prescents......I'd hate for ya to spend any $$$ on that ther postages.  What with the prices of meats an taters goin up all the time.
Gonna be in the 90's here for the next couple a weeks n only down to low 70's at night....an the humditism aroun here is tearable!  Intolerable even....an I don't have the swimmin pool up yet!  Gonna half to werk on thet tamarra.....
Yep, youse guys and gals take care out there now and stay in the shade and drink LOTS of water......to sum of youse guys,,,,,,,,,cause I are one of ya,,,,,,,NOT beer or boose....jest water.

But but but Teddy don’t I still owe you a big gift? I need to pay that debt soon. Do you have a need for any sex stones?


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 30 Jun 2020 at 7:48am
Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

Originally posted by Ted J Ted J wrote:

Youse guys can forgo sendin me any prescents......I'd hate for ya to spend any $$$ on that ther postages.  What with the prices of meats an taters goin up all the time.
Gonna be in the 90's here for the next couple a weeks n only down to low 70's at night....an the humditism aroun here is tearable!  Intolerable even....an I don't have the swimmin pool up yet!  Gonna half to werk on thet tamarra.....
Yep, youse guys and gals take care out there now and stay in the shade and drink LOTS of water......to sum of youse guys,,,,,,,,,cause I are one of ya,,,,,,,NOT beer or boose....jest water.

But but but Teddy don’t I still owe you a big gift? I need to pay that debt soon. Do you have a need for any sex stones?


  OH,,Chit,,,,,,this sounds as if it might be headed into a very interestin discussion,,,,,ClapClap,,, sex stones,,? Yep it gonna be interestin,,,,


Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 30 Jun 2020 at 9:34am
Nope Joe, NOT interestin,,,,,
and Thad, not interested in no sex stones.  i gots enough of dem up to the farm.  PLENTY of em......  Now IF'N you want to send me sumthin for that gift I give ya a few years back....lemme think on that one....might jest have a id_er.....


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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 30 Jun 2020 at 10:12am
If'n those sex stones are hairless, I wouldn't be interested. LOL Wink

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: JC(WI)
Date Posted: 30 Jun 2020 at 10:56am
Ted, I tried to call you again this morning to gives ye a seejestion but..., just like before, your mistress answered the phone saying you weren't available or sumpthun ... an I hung up quick before she started explained what she had you .... doin  Embarrassed   Confused
   When r ye gettin your phone back from her?


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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 30 Jun 2020 at 11:26am
well dag nab it,,,you fellers gots me all wurked up talkin bout them sex stones ,,,,and hair less one ,,,sos im gona guess they is some what grows hair,,,,,mind is a wanderin


so i was thinkin this here isa gona be a good un ,,,,sos i went an popped some carn and opend up a cold one ,,,,,and then fizzzzle ,,, 

so then meby teddy can fill us fellers in on what his lovely better half is mak,,,,,uhhh,,,,gittin him to do,,,,,and meby why she took his phone away from him???

well fellers we gots ta go summers with this here story,,,i bout et all the carn and the cold one is bout dry ,,,,so ifin this here story isa gona be juicy then i can make some more 

heck you fellers needs to give ol shameless some credit,,,been a lot of times when i wus up early gittin it( that means wurkin),,,,,or in the middle of the night ( that means wurkin to ),,,,,way better than thet sun a beatin down on ya,,,,jes cookin the life right out of ya,,,,i swear the older i gits the hotter thet sun is ,,,,,,,but ol teddy is right ,,,,drinkin thet water is the best thing,,,or gator aid,,,,gots ta keep the water flowin ifin ya knows what ima meanin

ocharry

ocharry


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 30 Jun 2020 at 12:52pm
https://www.etsy.com/listing/722477742/carved-agate-vagina-stone-vulva-rock?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=sex+stone&ref=sr_gallery-1-13" rel="nofollow - https://www.etsy.com/listing/722477742/carved-agate-vagina-stone-vulva-rock?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=sex+stone&ref=sr_gallery-1-13
  
OR
 
https://www.etsy.com/listing/806610084/actress-sharon-stone-5x7-8x10-or-11x14?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=sex+stone&ref=sr_gallery-1-4&pro=1&frs=1" rel="nofollow - https://www.etsy.com/listing/806610084/actress-sharon-stone-5x7-8x10-or-11x14?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=sex+stone&ref=sr_gallery-1-4&pro=1&frs=1


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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 30 Jun 2020 at 9:09pm


 Holy'ist Chit,,Thad,,,you done started a firestorm with the mention of them sex stones,,,,,LOL You got all these ole timers just a droolin conjuring up all kinds of Hopes and dreams and chit,,,,Wink
 Me,,,? I'm just layin back and waitin for the explanation,,,,,,,bout them sex stones,,,,,LOL


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 30 Jun 2020 at 9:13pm

 OH,,,and by the way,,,Ocharry,,,I finally got around to bagging up them tools  you borry'ed me,,,,,Clap AND,,I did my part in takin care of all them trees by re-using thet paper you sent them in,,,,not cheep just enviornmentally friendly,,Ya know??
   Chit,,,I just remembered something ,,,,,,,,,


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 30 Jun 2020 at 9:49pm
Heck Joe...that's jus fine reusing they paper....I reused it out a packing I got afore....lol....now they paper has some miles on it I tell ya....Ben around ya know...lol...

Done et all the carn and sucked down a cold one....

I did look at one a them sights ol chask posted..oh my goodness....I think I went blind in one eye ...for a spell....dang it took bout a are to gits that stuff out a my hade....lard lard

Ocharry


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 01 Jul 2020 at 12:07am
Joe....i hope you welded that one back together before you ship it back to him. don't worry...i won't rat you out!


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 01 Jul 2020 at 2:01am

 CHIT,,Shameless,,,and you DID promise,,,didn't you,,??  chit,, I was gonna let him think USPS done that,,you know how rough them post office people are,,,,,,,
 Chit,,,I seen them on TV the other day,,,,they had filmed the one dude,,"Throwing" the packages over a fence,,,took him 3 trys before he got it over the fence,,,,thats what I was goin to tell ole Ocharry,,,,,,,,,Wink


Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 01 Jul 2020 at 6:32am
Originally posted by desertjoe desertjoe wrote:



 Holy'ist Chit,,Thad,,,you done started a firestorm with the mention of them sex stones,,,,,LOL You got all these ole timers just a droolin conjuring up all kinds of Hopes and dreams and chit,,,,
Wink
 Me,,,? I'm just layin back and waitin for the explanation,,,,,,,bout them sex stones,,,,,LOL



I looked at one of them um deals that Chask posted.It was a picshur of some blond girl. It showed who all ordered one. I went down the list and and and then I saw it. One of them there names was Teddy J. Said fast shipping and gave 5 stars.


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 01 Jul 2020 at 7:09am

   AHA,,,,,,you done caught him,,you did,,Thad,,!!  him tryin to use an alias was he,,,,,,LOL
 He DOES spend  a lot of time by hisself on the farm,,,so who would know what mail he gets in ALL them "Discreet Packages",,,,,,,LOL


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 10:52am
jest sos ya know,,,,gots thet stuff yestady and it all looks good,,,,me thinks shameless was a tryin ta gits sumpin goin,,,or wurked up,,,,but i wernt fallin fur it,,,,,,

jes one thang,,,,was them goat hade seed raped up in jolly rancher papers???? 

reason i was a axin is,,,i took thet stuff outa the box and i seed them taped on and i thinks ,,,," well aint thet nice ol joe done sent a gift fur me from NM,,,,poped one in my mout and it started fizzin and fomin,,,,,my girl friend looks at me and says ,,,,,,,dang thet stuff from NM dun gived you the hydrafoby,,,,,i spat thet stuff out on the ground,,,,dog went over and smelt it,,,,,then she backed up and started growlin anda barkin an wellser i had ta grab her ta cam her down some,,,,,i told my girl friend thet joe ,,,always the prankster,,,

so then i gits ta thinkin on whut you tolds me about sendin seed up her,,,,sos i went out thar to the pato ta gits thet thang up,,,,,it was gone,,,,like it vaperated and such,,,,naw,,,,,heck i betcha a bird gots it,,,,,,

oh no,,,,i goes out this mornin to have a set on my lettle pato wit my cofy,,,,why i tell ya, i bout draped me cofy,,,,there settin in the yard rite wher i spat thet thing outa me mout ,,,,,was a baby GOAT HADE,,,,,,now i gots ta mit,,,,it was a kute lookin lettle feller,,,,,why heck far it had growed over nite,,,,it was about the size of a big mush mellon,,,,,,over nite i tell ya,,,,joe musta soaked em seeds in meracle grow afor he sent em to me,,,,,an they set in thet box jus wateing fur sum dum bell ta put sum water on um,,,,well now,,,, we all no jes hooo thet is ,,,,now dont we

well boys the plan is,,,i gots thet thang loded up in my lettle wheeler trailer,,,,ima gona wait till iti gits dark an ima gona hal thet thang over ta the neighburs farm an dig a deep hole an bury thet thang,,,,

its a layin in my wheeler trailer,,,,i swer it looka ta be still a growin,,,,i swer it looks bigger en when i puts it in thar,,,,,an i aint gots nuttin in me cofy

thanks fur them seeds,,,,,i think,,,,have ta see what happen over at the other farm,,,,them thangs jes mite cum i handy fur sompin

ocharry


Posted By: JohnColo
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 12:39pm
Is a sex stone the same as a "f&%king rock"?

Might be the same as a "leverright", Just leaver right there...


Posted By: ocharry
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 12:42pm
ahahhahahahhahahhahahahaaa,,,,lol,,lol,,,,,LMFAO

ocharry



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