Funny quote.
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Topic: Funny quote.
Posted By: Dan Hauter
Subject: Funny quote.
Date Posted: 05 May 2020 at 10:51am
| "The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. ExxonMobil laid off 25 congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now worth only 200 words. They renamed Wall Street 'Wal-Mart Street'. Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them that I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I can drive a truck." Author unknown. (Possibly afraid of the politically correct backlash.) |
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 05 May 2020 at 11:11am
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CHIT,,,that is a good one,,Dan H,,,I gotta save thet one for future,,,especially the one bout the pakistanis,,,,,,
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Posted By: IBWD MIke
Date Posted: 06 May 2020 at 9:07am
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Those are pretty good Dan. |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 06 May 2020 at 9:29am
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NOW THATS FUNNY !! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 09 May 2020 at 7:11pm
------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |