Bad Joke I shouldnt
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Topic: Bad Joke I shouldnt
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: Bad Joke I shouldnt
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 6:49am
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I went to a bar the other night. It was jam packed with no walking room. I was standing at the bar chatting with the bar tender. A poor lookin feller came walk-in up in tattered overalls and holes in his shoes. He had an old beat up lookin banjo slung over his shoulder. He asked the bar tender if he could set up and play for beers. Bar tender says this place is so packed you’d have to set up on the bar on the pickle jar. Tattered feller says do you mind? Bar tender gives him the nod. Some time later I made my way back to the bar. I noticed the old timer pickin that banjo. I went up to him and asked if he knew his balls were dangling in the pickle brine? He said “no” but if you hum a few bars I can probably pick it up. |
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Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 8:57am
| Yep! I heard the joke as the piano player on an orange crate. |
Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 10:27am
| Wow..... I sure hope this virus passes soon.... |
Posted By: D19allisowner
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 11:53am
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good one ------------- If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice. |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 12:33pm
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NOW THATS FUNNY ! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 1:08pm
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CHIT,,,The joke was a good one but I thought ole TBone's comeback was a close second,,,,,
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 1:51pm
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Yep Joe,,,,,,,,I agree!! Then on another note.........gotch with that one....note ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |