A n Army ranger company was on patrol in some hilly terrain. As they approach the next hill, the point man calls the CO to the front.
"What's up soldier?" asks the captain.
"There's a Marine up there sir." The ranger says, pointing to the top.
The officer looks up and sees a lone Devil Dog looking down at them. Suddenly the Marine starts yelling obscenities.
"Screw you, you army pussies" and flips them the bird.
Irritated the Captain calls up his two best rangers. "Rangers!" He says. "Run up there and teach that Jarhead a lesson."
"Hooah sir!" Reply the two men and they proceed up the hill. Before they reach the top the Marine disappears down the other side and they follow him over.
After a few seconds the Marine comes back into view of the Captain, his two rangers nowhere to be seen.
Again the Devil Dog starts taunting. "Suck it you army *es!" Followed by more obscene gestures.
Furious, the ranger CO calls up a squad of his best guys. "Rangers go kick that Marines ass!" He orders.
"Hooah sir!" They respond and up the hill they go.
Again before they reach the top the Devil Dog disappears down the other side.
A couple minutes go by and the captain hears some scuffling noises, followed by a brief silence.
Then the Marine appears again.

(part 2 to follow)

   "Is that best you little girls got?" Yells the Marine.
Then he starts laughing hysterically.
The company commander's face turns red as his blood starts to boil. "Alright rangers, I want that freaking crayon eater's head on a stick!" He bellows.
"HOOAH SIR!!!" yells the ranger company and they all charge up the hill.
The officer waited at the bottom for the triumphant return of his rangers with the Devil Dog's head as a trophy. He watches his men run over the top of the hill and out of view again, following after the Marine.
Over the next few minutes he hears loud noises and screams coming from over the hilltop and then... silence.
Soon a single ranger, battered and bloody comes crawling back into view and down the hill to his CO.
"Soldier what the hell happened over there?" Asked the captain.
"Sir it's a trick." He replies with a faint voice "Don't go over the hill."
"What do you mean a trick?" The officer says.
Sir. He had an ex- Naval Advisory Detachment Danang Senior Chief Bos'uns Mate with him..

 Yep,,'nother one,,,,

 


6. Have at it. (with a Mona Lisa smile)...This means she told you. You did not listen. Now she plans to enjoy you, proving her right

 LOL,,,I gots a great one bout Democrats,,,but I'll prolly get banished to the political section for a couple of days if I do,,,,,,,,,,