It Snowed Last Night
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Topic: It Snowed Last Night
Posted By: Ted J
Subject: It Snowed Last Night
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2019 at 7:23pm
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It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes. ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 09 Dec 2019 at 10:28pm
| whew! |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 2:40am
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Boy, is that snow going around fast... but the snow ain't melting! Dang thet shameless... in colluzion with them ruskies to get thet Siberian winds to come down an over us... GBBBBRRRRRRR ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 2:44am
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I imagine if you'da flopped on your back and made a snow angel, all hell woul'da broke lose. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 3:20am
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AW CHIT,,,!! JC,,,,colluzion,,,,and,,even worst colluzion with them Rooskies,,,????,,,,Ya reckon he gonna wanna claim the 5th or the 6th,,,,,???
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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 11:38am
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0 degrees this morning, 4 degrees at noon, well almost noon... How much more evidence do ye need to know ol' Shamers is calluden with them siberian huskies..aw , I mean shiberin rrruskies.... more evidence than three ears of nadlers , peeloisi and the schitt has on the 45th... ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 2:02pm
 ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |