someone save me...
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Topic: someone save me...
Posted By: shameless dude
Subject: someone save me...
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2019 at 9:42pm
| I go to coffee in town every morning at 0430 AM, this year the old lady...oooops….I mean the loving wife tolt me I was to come home before 0530 AM and pick her up to takes her back to town for black Friday! PffffT! I tolt her she can go herself and i'll just sits down in my fav chair! well that didn't fly! |
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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2019 at 10:46pm
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Shamerz, you know what you gotta do... Turn that dam machine on right at your own house and put that throttle down on 190% overload... and pray ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: PaulB
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 6:32am
Shamless: You're asking for help after dumping that white stuff all around??? Fat chance ------------- If it was fun to pull in LOW gear, I could have a John Deere. Real pullers don't have speed limits. If you can't make it GO... make it SHINY |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 6:58am
| A woman problem, and you're asking for help......? Sorry pal, you're on your own with this one. I have enough of my own problems in that department. Darrel |
Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 7:14am
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Chalk this up as a lesson learned - don't let your big rooster mouth overload your jay bird arse. And your safest reply is "Yes, Dear." Don't look for any help from me, I am still being reminded on occasion of a comment I made 50 years ago. They don't forget so just make the best of it. ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 7:18am
| You probably already thought of an alternative. Afterall you are Shameless! |
Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 7:37am
| I guess that I am on my own here as well. Shameless, I did the opposite, asked the wife to go with me, said NOPE, go by yourself, and went back to bed! Left the house at 5:20 this morning. |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 9:15am
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I wonder if Shammers is still in town chauffeuring the loving wife around still, he ain't on here crowing about getting out of it. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: trace
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 10:49am
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my wife roped me into black friday about 12 yrs ago, never again since. ------------- 1955 WD-45 WIDE FRONT W/ TRIP LOADER |
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 11:32am
| I too am HERE the wife and Sis in Law are out shopping, NO WAY NO HOW for Me!! |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 3:40pm
| I must be sorta lucky. Mine drags me to Menards and the local hardware store. And she can cook too. But the -- then I gets to build the dang projects she wants. Uh well That's when I gets to use all them HF tools I been hoarding. |
Posted By: JayIN
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 4:33pm
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Penny never wants to go shopping. She goes to town with me once in a while, but sits in the truck. Never complains and is always happy to see me. She won't get a job although we could use the extra income. Best dog I have ever had. Happy black Friday, suckas! ------------- sometimes I walk out to my shop and look around and think "Who's the idiot that owns this place?" |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2019 at 6:16pm
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We all love Penny to. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: TimNearFortWorth
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2019 at 8:19am
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Reminds me of an old joke. Fella is eager to go fishing all week, never does anything for her all week and can't wait to get out of the house on weekends for some time with just the dog. Has the boat and gear all ready thru the week, sits in the garage ready to just open the door and hook to the pickup. Gets up 4:00 AM on Saturday, heads out the door with the dog only to find it is already raining pretty hard. Heads to the coffee shop for breakfast and it's now raining even harder so he knows he is not fishing today. Goes home, quietly enters the house so as not to wake the wife. Goes to the bedroom, undresses and sidles up behind mama in bed. Whispers in her ear, "raining, hard". To which his wife replies without turning over, "yeah, can you believe my husband is out fishing in this weather?"
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2019 at 7:21am
| LMAO....it wasn't a bad day Friday, got lots of feed and dog food for 20% off retail. did get a few items for the new cook shack. and a new Carhart type sheatshirt/jacket. dunno what all she bought yet. |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2019 at 10:31pm
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I am SO glad that deer hunting is that weekend here in WI. I don't even get asked. Now they are making it easier though, you can do it online......are we getting lazier as time flies by? Get on your gadget to buy another gadget to make things go faster, easier and we have more time to sit on our azzes....?? Where is society headed? ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2019 at 6:46am
| Where is society headed? In the crapper Ted.......straight into the crapper. |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2019 at 8:26am
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You know,,,,,without gettin too dang political,,,I am constantly reminded that there are those out there that are hell bent on takin our country over the proverbial cliff,,just to get President trump out of office, not realizing they are opening a door that will not ever easily ever be able to be closed. What is even more perplexing is that those same people are ALSO benefiting from all those things Trump is getting done. Whatever happened to " Love Thy Fellow Man",,,,,,,,,,Me,,I'm too old to be affected too awful much by what's happening now,,,,BUT,,,I sure worry bout all OUR children,,,,,,, OK, I'm done,,,,,
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Posted By: trace
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2019 at 4:25pm
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too political. ------------- 1955 WD-45 WIDE FRONT W/ TRIP LOADER |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2019 at 7:35pm
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But so true. ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: Stan IL&TN
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2019 at 2:34pm
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Well Dale you screwed up. You should have nipped it in the bud years ago the first time you went shopping with the wife. The first time I went with the wife I constantly complained about everything under the sun just to make it miserable for her. Yes she was mad for a few days after..........but she never again asked me to go with her.😆 ------------- 1957 WD45 dad's first AC 1968 one-seventy 1956 F40 Ferguson |
Posted By: SteveM C/IL
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 12:08am
| Fast learners here...only took once to know we are not Christmas shopping together |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 7:12am
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Yep Stan, that works OR every store you walk into, YOU go straight to the sporting goods, or the auto section or anywhere else. Make her look for you......either way, she'll never ask again. ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 8:48am
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If I ever buy a cow again, I'll know all the secrets just from this forum. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |