Humor
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Topic: Humor
Posted By: john(MI)
Subject: Humor
Date Posted: 17 Sep 2019 at 11:20pm
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After an examination, the
doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good
health.. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me
about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty." When the doctor examined his elderly wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine.. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?' The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem.. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?' "Oh, that crazy old goat'' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August. ------------- D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446 |
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Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 18 Sep 2019 at 5:24am
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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 18 Sep 2019 at 5:48am
 An older man went to the Dr for a physical. The Dr started at his feet and went through the exam and finally got to his ears. The Dr says "hmm, there's a foreign object in your ear". He dug around a minute and then pulled the object out and said "hmm, it's a suppository!" The man asked "Doc, can I use your phone?" The Dr answered "sure who do you wish to call?" The man said "I need to call my wife and tell her I think I know where I put my hearing aid" ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Harvey/pa
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2019 at 1:24pm
| Thanks Tyler for the memory, one time I noticed Dad chewing on something and asked him what it was, " A gumdrop" He said. Since I hadn't given him anything I told him to spit it into my hand. It was his hearing aid. He accused me of stealing his gumdrop. That was a "trying" 2 years but I sure miss him 6 years later...Harvey |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2019 at 5:28pm
Somehow the phrase "can't hear sh!t", springs to mind...  ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
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