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A Fresh new day and a grin

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Topic: A Fresh new day and a grin

Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: A Fresh new day and a grin
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 5:02am

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, troublemaking biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I suddenly burst into tears.
"Oh, come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you, you jackass, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Think about this next time you have a bad day!

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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 5:08am

Wonder where he got that capsule from...

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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."

Posted By: Randy WI
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 7:41am

Maybe from Hilary.

Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 7:59am

I’m grinnin.

Posted By: ihc pickups
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 8:41am

That right there is funny.

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Mike

Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 9:01pm