Sharks (H)
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Topic: Sharks (H)
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: Sharks (H)
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 11:43am
| A father and son shark were swimming in the ocean. The father looks up and sees a swimmer. He tells his son, let’s swim up and circle him a few times and then eat him. The son asks why don’t we jus go straight up and eat him? The father says, Son they taste way better if you purge them first. |
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 2:59pm
  ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: CTuckerNWIL
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 3:10pm
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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 3:45pm
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That one took me a second. ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Scott B
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 8:45pm
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Keep that in mind Thad when you're flying over that ocean of blue! ------------- D17 Series 1 Allis B- 1939 Allis B- 1945 |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 2:55am
Yeah Scottie,,,thas what I was gonna mention to ole Thad,,,,,might be a good idea to keep a full stomach,,,,just in case,,,,Ya never know,,,,,,, When I used to live in Torrance, Ca,,,there was always a Beach Party goin on at Redondo Beach or Point Fermin but them California girls had an awful hard time gettin ole Joe in the ocean any farther than bout knee deep,,,,they ain't NUTTIN in that ocean ole Joe needs to look at,,,,!!!!
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Scott B wrote:Posted By: LeonR2013
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 8:35am
| 10-4! |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 8:44am
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Joe, the SIGHTS are on the BEACH, not in the WATER !! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: Scott B
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 9:06am
‘Cept maybe when those rough waves come in a rippin at the bikinis on those California girls? And I bet ole desert Joe didn’t swim out to help find their tops! ------------- D17 Series 1 Allis B- 1939 Allis B- 1945 |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 9:56am
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Chit NO,,Scottie,,,ole Joe ain't goin in no ocean deeper than,,,,,,knee high,,,but,,,,but,,,I WILL offer my swim suit to them girls should they accidently lose theirs,,,altho,,,I would have to check mine fit her good first,,,,,me bein a gentleman like I am,,,,,
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 11:34am
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And then you could have a conversation about the first thing that came up. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 9:10pm
Not any more...........Poke, poke, poke. It was getting dull, I hadn't used it in so long. "Hadn't used it in so long",,,,,,,,,,,,,That's a joke in itself too!!!   I WAS talking about the pokin stick,,,,,,,,,,,,aw heck, there ain't NO way to safely get out of this one, so I'll just,,,,,,,,,,I'm outta here!! ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 11:44pm
| Good call Ted |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 09 Mar 2019 at 5:41am
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Yeah,,Ted,,,,sometimes "foot in Mouth" nececitates a need for for some quick exits,,,,,Not implyin anything here,,,you understand,,,,,,
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