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The EX (H)

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Topic: The EX (H)

Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: The EX (H)
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 11:38am

One evening, after the honeymoon, Dick was working on his Harley in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.

After a long pesriod of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we're married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.

You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time. And those old guns , they just take up so much space. And you know the boat is such an ongoing expense along with that fishing gear and you hardly use it. I also think you should lose all those stupid model airplanes and your home brewing equipment..."And what's the use of that vintage hot rod?

Dick got a horrified look on his face.

She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "You were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Dick replied, "I wasn't..."

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Faith isn't a jump in the dark. It is a walk in the light. Faith is not guessing; it is knowing something.
"Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."

Replies:

Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 12:17pm

ROFLOL!!!!

Posted By: allisrutledge
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 12:23pm

Ats what I'm talking about!

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Allis Chalmers still exist in my mind and barns

Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 8:11pm

LMAO....i'll hafta remember this one!

Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 3:00pm

Better print it out and put it in your pocket, that be the best way to remember it.