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Tomorrow (H)

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Topic: Tomorrow (H)

Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: Tomorrow (H)
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2018 at 11:16am

Jim's doctor tells him he has only one day to live. When Jim goes home to share the bad news with his wife, she asks what he wants to do with the little bit of time he has left.
"All I want," Jim tells his beloved wife, "is to spend my last few hours reliving our honeymoon." Which is exactly what they did.
But after hours of blissful romance, she announces that she's tired and wants to go to sleep.
"Oh, come on," Jim whispers in her ear, "one more time."
"Look," his wife snaps, "I've got to get up in the morning. You don't!"

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Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel.

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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2018 at 12:00pm

Good one!

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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.

Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2018 at 11:18pm

Hehehehe yep, good one!!

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