#@*& machine
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Topic: #@*& machine
Posted By: darrel in ND
Subject: #@*& machine
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 7:25am
| Shameless, I thought you had that machine all thoroughly inspected and in tip-top shape...? It's obviously out of Freon. Rained here last night, on top of the snow. Needless to say, it's slicker than snot on a door knob. I guess that there is a good section of I 94 closed. Ice is a good quarter inch thick on the windshields. Grrrrrr. Darrel |
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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 7:38am
| He can JUST KEEP that machine pointed Your way!! We have already had more snow than usually have ALL winter here!! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 2:15pm
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Holy'ist Chit-a-risky,,,,ole Shameless has got them co-ordinates plumb screwed up and dumping it all on hisself,,,,!!!!!! Just seen on the weather Channel where his area is expectin 8" to 12" today BEFORE DARK,,!!!!! He,,,,he,,,,He better put another Gyro-ma-call it on thet thing before it burys him,,,,!!!!!
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Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 9:28pm
| It must have knocked out his internet, because he's pretty quiet. Darrel |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 10:06pm
| Looking like he's gonna get dumped on again Sat. Looks like rain here, probably be better if it was snow. Colder than a frozen cow pie right now. Very little nh3 put on this fall. |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 10:18pm
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Think he was on his way to that machine of his with a bag of gremlins but musta tripped and let them gremlins outta the sack and now they's messin with him... ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 10:22pm
Darrel, he's had problems with gettin that pellet stove goin. Maybe the snow plugged his flue pipe an he's gettin smoked out. That'd be funny, after all the stuff he's smoked all summer long, now he's smokin hisself... ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 10:43pm
| the internet box is dealing me fits! and the old lady....oooops….I mean the sickly wife gaves me her head cold, and the machine must be on to low on RPM's...i'll checks it later! strap a pillow on yer butt Darrel! |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2018 at 9:49am
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How'd he catch that head cold, he said she farts to much. That reminds me she must not talk to much, cause women usually never fart, they don't shut up long enough to build up pressure. I know more snow. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2018 at 5:23pm
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Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2018 at 7:59pm
| Shameless is probably enjoying that. Darrel |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2018 at 9:22pm
| all I gots here is them leaky hoses that Les sold me! PffffT! it's raining outside here now and not cold nuff for it to freeze! double PffffT! |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2018 at 10:30pm
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Maybe thas why them hoses were so cheap You sure you juss didn't stole them from Les? ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2018 at 10:31pm
| JC...I tried to ste...uh...borrow them, but he caughts me! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2018 at 9:12am
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Hey Good Buddy,,,I see where thet "Winter Storm Carter" is payin you back,,,,er,,,Ummm,,I didn't mean it like that,,,,I meant W.S. Carter is payin you bac,,,Chit,,it just keeps on comin out sorta bad,,,, UMMmmm,,,are ya needin some help,,,like I gots a couple of FORDS with chains I could maybe go help get you outa thet barrow ditch,,,,,?? Ya think,,??? Chit,,I may be "pokin" a little too hard,,,him bein in thet big old storm and such,,,,
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2018 at 3:29pm
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Naw I don't think so Joe, you just got to get it a little sharper... ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2018 at 6:18pm
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Thinks DJ's problem is he stills got his pointer finger with a pointer stuck in it.... an can't see it to gets it out... must be a really sharp pointer...  ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2018 at 8:03pm
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Boy,,JC,,you just ain't A-Chittin,,,thet finger smarts sonething fierce when I touch the tip on something,,,anything,,,,!!!! Yould a thought something hurts that bad,,you'ld be able to see it,,!!! Just you wait,,tho,,come tamarrow bout 8 am,,I'm gonna have me a KING sized poultice on thet finger,,,,and,,,,and,,it better work,,,!!!!
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2018 at 11:50pm
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Uh,,,,,,DJ,,,,,,,you ever hear the one about the blonde?? Might be you got the same problem....... This blonde walks into the doctors office and says there's something wrong with my skin, all over my body. The doc ask why she thinks that? She says; "well, if I touch myself right here, it hurts like heck. An if I touch my self here, it hurts like heck. What's wrong? The doc says quit touching yourself like that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you've got a broken finger.... Just a thought,,,,,,,good buddy,,,,, ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2018 at 11:57pm
| i'll bets I could make ole Joe do bouts anything I wants, if'n I carry a ping pong paddle around him! |
Posted By: 200Tom1
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 12:45am
| We never received a lot of snow all at once, but we had our share, seemed like it snowed every week all winter. Sure hope everything gets melted off for you folks ASAP. |