Aussie humor...
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Topic: Aussie humor...
Posted By: DiyDave
Subject: Aussie humor...
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2018 at 6:59pm
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Aussie goes off with his sheila on a picnic. Loads of grub, all the usual picnic stuff. All of a sudden she lets out a scream "A bee's just flew up my vagina and it's buzzin' around" He's a bit startled for a minute, but after he's had a think he says "Know what. See that jar of honey over there? I'll get me gear out an put a load of honey on the flange, shove it into you, the bee will jump on it. You're home and hosed." She's not so sure but the bee's still buzzing around inside her. Eventually she can't stand it any longer. "Awright go on then". So he covers his flange with the honey and sticks it into her. All of a sudden he starts pumping away on top of her. "Whaddaya think yer doin'.?" she asks. He replies "I don't think this bee's gonna take the bait. Best if I shoot him instead........" |
Replies:
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2018 at 7:35pm
| HAHAHA!!! |
Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2018 at 7:46pm
| Let me guess,, and that's when the game warden came along and arrested both of em, her for caging a wild animal and him for shooting it out of season? |
Posted By: john(MI)
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2018 at 9:01pm
Now we know what killing the honey bees!!  ------------- D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446 |