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Money to go home (H) Printed From: Unofficial Allis Category: Other Topics Forum Name: Shops, Barns, Varmints, and Trucks Forum Description: anything you want to talk about except politics URL: https://www.allischalmers.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=155032 Printed Date: 07 Sep 2025 at 11:17am Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 11.10 - http://www.webwizforums.com Topic: Money to go home (H) Posted By: Coke-in-MN Subject: Money to go home (H) Date Posted: 24 Oct 2018 at 8:37pm Jose and Carlos are beggars They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only $8.00 or $9.00 a day . Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose,"I work just as long and hard as you do,  so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"  Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"  Carlos looks at his sign and reads, "'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.'" "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks.  "No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Jose.  Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?"  Jose shows him..... Sign say  ONLY NEED $10 more to return to MEXICO ------------- Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel. Replies: Posted By: shameless dude Date Posted: 24 Oct 2018 at 11:24pm LMAO!!!!! Posted By: DMiller Date Posted: 25 Oct 2018 at 6:56am HAHAHAHA!! Posted By: Ted J Date Posted: 25 Oct 2018 at 9:11am I'd go buy him a one way ticket... ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 Posted By: chaskaduo Date Posted: 25 Oct 2018 at 9:53am ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp Posted By: steve(ill) Date Posted: 25 Oct 2018 at 4:59pm IM IN !! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s.

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