Hunting License
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Topic: Hunting License
Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: Hunting License
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2018 at 7:17pm
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?” Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from? “The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!” ------------- Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel. |
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Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2018 at 7:38pm
| Har de har har |
Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2018 at 8:55pm
Good one!  ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 02 Sep 2018 at 2:20am
| that's a good one! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 02 Sep 2018 at 3:02am
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