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Topic: Joke
Posted By: Clay
Subject: Joke
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2018 at 9:39pm

Two Cajun Pastors

Reverend Boudreaux was a part-time of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Reverend Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.

They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:

'Da End is Near, Turn Yo Sef 'Round Now Afore It Be Too Late!'

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out of his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'

From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash...

Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, 
'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay......

' Bridge Out ?'



Replies:
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 4:58am
  Good one Clay,,,I just love them cajuns,,,,,


Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 6:17am
Y'all know why your wives/girlfriends rub their eyes when they wake up? They don't have any balls to scratch

Everytime y'all see your significant others get up and run their eyes you'll think of this

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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan


Posted By: Stan IL&TN
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 8:23am
LOLLOL

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1957 WD45 dad's first AC

1968 one-seventy

1956 F40 Ferguson


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 8:56am
I let em scratch mine. Thumbs Up

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 9:07am
Originally posted by chaskaduo chaskaduo wrote:


I let em scratch mine. Thumbs Up


At a boy

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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan


Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 7:46pm
Originally posted by chaskaduo chaskaduo wrote:


I let em scratch mine. Thumbs Up


I bet you are awful careful what you say and do while the claws are scratching in that area. Darrel


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2018 at 9:07am
Not the time to discuss your about your mother in-law. Dead

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 02 Sep 2018 at 10:50am
WOW!   Darrel I hope you don't think I was talking about your mother in-law. I meant my X wife's mother. Varoomed right over my head that I didn't see that one.
My apologies
Elliott


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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: Clay
Date Posted: 10 Sep 2018 at 8:50am
Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner

Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends.
The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner.

On July 17, 1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. 

   The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.


  Henry was curious and invited them into his office. 
They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car.


  They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees inside, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately.   


The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent.  


The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.


Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Jewish, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords.

They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown.   

And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show --  Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.

 




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