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Thad in AR. View Drop Down
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    Posted: 17 Nov 2017 at 6:06pm
A couple weeks ago my new wife took me to a Razorbacks Football game. We got in the stadium (my first time) and she asked if I was hungry. I said yes so we went to an over priced food vendor. We got our food and she said she had to use the bathroom. She pointed out an imaginary circle on the floor and said don't leave that area because She didn't want me getting lost. An old guy behind the food counter heard all this and said ma'am I'll keep an eye on him. Soon as she was out of sight I decided to take a look around. The old guy from the food counter ran out grabbed my sleeve and drug me back to my imaginary circle and said stay in your area. LOL 
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he prolly saved you from a BIG butt chewing!
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What kind of connections does she have there???
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BOY!!!!  You got the right gal,,,,,,,,she likes Allis, football, is in luv with you and comes from NE.....WOW!!  Youse a LUCKY MAN!!
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Was the old guy her dad??
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Wink
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He must have been holding the food, so I bet she didn't want the food to disappear.

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I think he thought you were one of two things.  Simple minded where you would get lost or you were married.Big smile
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Originally posted by Stan IL&TN Stan IL&TN wrote:


I think he thought you were one of two things.  Simple minded where you would get lost or you were married.Big smile

Either way he would of been right. Lol
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