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It Snowed Last Night

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    Posted: 09 Dec 2019 at 7:23pm

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

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whew!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JC-WI Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 2:40am
Boy, is that snow going around fast...
 but the snow ain't melting!
 Dang thet shameless... in colluzion with them ruskies to get thet Siberian winds to come down an over us... GBBBBRRRRRRR
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I imagine if you'da flopped on your back and made a snow angel, all hell woul'da broke lose. Wink

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote desertjoe Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 3:20am

 AW CHIT,,,!!  JC,,,,colluzion,,,,and,,even worst colluzion with them Rooskies,,,????,,,,Ya reckon he gonna wanna claim the 5th or the 6th,,,,,???WinkWink
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JC-WI Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 11:38am
0 degrees this morning, 4 degrees at noon, well almost noon... How much more evidence do ye need to know ol' Shamers is calluden with them siberian huskies..aw , I mean shiberin rrruskies....
more evidence than three ears of nadlers , peeloisi and the schitt has on the 45th...
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