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Thad in AR.
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9271 |
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Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 7:53am |
The kids were sitting in class one Tuesday morning.
The teacher says each student gets to stand up before the class and tell what their father does for a living. The first was Becky. She said her father is a farmer. He raises corn and beans. They also have a small heard of cows. Next was George. He says his dad drives a milk truck. He gets up real early each day and drives from dairy to dairy picking up the bulk milk and delivers it to the plant. Next was Little Johnny. He says his dad is a stripper at an all male gay bar. After class the teacher took Johnny off to the side and asked if his dad was really a gay stripper? Johnny says no he’s actually a reporter for CNN but he was too ashamed to admit it so he made something up. |
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D19allisowner
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Dec 2011 Location: NE IA Points: 2308 |
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If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.
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thendrix
Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4731 |
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Maybe we should rename little Johnny. I'm thinking either little Joe or little Dale. |
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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dee_veloper
Orange Level Joined: 12 Apr 2021 Location: USA Points: 1168 |
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Little Johnny has already learned to lie. He'll do well at Faux news when he gets older.
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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.
My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are. |
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DiyDave
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Gambrills, MD Points: 50480 |
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Lets call him little dee!
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dee_veloper
Orange Level Joined: 12 Apr 2021 Location: USA Points: 1168 |
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I think dicky dave would be better.
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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.
My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are. |
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John m
Silver Level Joined: 11 Apr 2020 Location: Wetmore, Mi Points: 275 |
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I love it. Outstanding! John m
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tomNE
Orange Level Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: dorchester, ne Points: 1214 |
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let's go brandon!
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steve(ill)
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 77594 |
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!!........... GO JOHNIE... GO BRANDON !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Fred in Pa
Orange Level Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: Hanover Pa. Points: 9096 |
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Now poor Little Jhonny can't even be himself anymore ,WTH
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He who dies with the most toys is,
nonetheless ,still dead. If all else fails ,Read all that is PRINTED. Just because you do not have the tools for job , it dose not make it a bad design. |
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Clay
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Udall, Kansas Points: 8751 |
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It's the first day of school, and Little Johnny is beginning first grade. The teacher is having all the students stand up, one at a time, and introduce themselves. When Johnny's turn comes up, he stands and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer", then he sits down.
The teacher gets upset, and says, "We'll have none of that kind of language used in this classroom, now tell us your name". Johnny gets up again, and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer, and if you don't believe me, you can go to the 4th grade room and ask my sister, because she's there".
The teacher storms out of the room, goes down the hall, to the 4th grade classroom, and knocks on the door. The 4th grade teacher answers the knock, and asks the 1st grade teacher what she can do for her. The teacher replies, "Do you have a Sexhauer in this classroom"? The 4th grade teacher replies, "A Sexhauer"????? "They barely give us time for recess.
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Thad in AR.
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9271 |
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Good one |
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