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   Driving down the road one day , a man sees a sign in front of a farm MULE FOR SALE $50.he stops,talks to the farmer and buys the mule and says " I'll be back tomorrow to pick him up.
The man comes back next day and the farmer had some bad news the mule had died .
"well , just give me my money back "
"can't do that " says the farmer "i have spent the money" 
"Ok , help me load it on the trailer."
" what are you to do with a dead mule ?" ask the farmer 
"I am going to raffle him off" 
"How do you intend to do that ?"
"Easy,I just won't tell folks that the mule is dead."
A couple of months later he runs into the farmer.
"How did the raffle go?"
"Better than I expected. I sold 500 tickets at $1 each ."
"Did anybody complain?"
"Just the fellow who won but I gave him his dollar back."

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Kiwi Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Silver Level Joined: 23 Jan 2018 Location: New zealand Points: 371	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kiwi Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: a funny for the week Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 10:50pm
	Driving down the road one day , a man sees a sign in front of a farm MULE FOR SALE $50. he stops,talks to the farmer and buys the mule and says " I'll be back tomorrow to pick him up. The man comes back next day and the farmer had some bad news the mule had died . "well , just give me my money back " "can't do that " says the farmer "i have spent the money" "Ok , help me load it on the trailer." " what are you to do with a dead mule ?" ask the farmer "I am going to raffle him off" "How do you intend to do that ?" "Easy,I just won't tell folks that the mule is dead." A couple of months later he runs into the farmer. "How did the raffle go?" "Better than I expected. I sold 500 tickets at $1 each ." "Did anybody complain?" "Just the fellow who won but I gave him his dollar back."
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	Good one,,,!!!

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	A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks up and says “Hey koala what are you doing?” The koala answers “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.” The lizard climbs up and the two share the joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and excuses himself to a nearby river to have a drink. The lizard, so stoned, leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile swims out to rescue him. When they get onto dry land, the croc asks, “What’s wrong with you, lizard?” The lizard tells him that he was smoking a joint with a koala, and he got too stoned and fell in while taking a drink. The croc has to see this for himself, so he asks the lizard to take him to the koala. When they get back to the tree, the croc looks up at the koala and says “Hey, you.” The koala looks down and says “F**k Me!!...how much water did you drink?”
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