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Topic: Funny for the day
Posted By: Alberta Phil
Subject: Funny for the day
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2023 at 7:47pm

A LOT OF BULL

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway, I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbour's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kind of taste like peppermint.



Replies:
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2023 at 10:19pm
 Well,,,all them weemens in the county best get ready,,,whether they want to or not,,,,!!!LOLLOLLOL


Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2023 at 3:38am


Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2023 at 6:26pm
Bet those pills are hard to swallow too, aren't they?


Posted By: Alberta Phil
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2023 at 6:30pm
I ain't swallowin' no pills!!  Just passed on the funny as I got it.  Cheap bull too at only $6500! 



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