More smiles
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Forum Name: Shops, Barns, Varmints, and Trucks
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Topic: More smiles
Posted By: nella(Pa)
Subject: More smiles
Date Posted: 20 May 2022 at 11:53am
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It’s not my age that bothers me; it’s the side effects. I’m not saying I’m old and worn out, but I make sure I’m nowhere near the curb on trash day. As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: It will be misspelled and have no punctuation. Me, sobbing: "I can't see you anymore. . . . I'm not going to let you hurt me again." My Trainer: "It was one sit-up.” As I’ve gotten older, people think I’ve become lazy. The truth is I’m just being more energy efficient. I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag. If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff. I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas. God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round. . . and laughed and laughed and laughed. |
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 20 May 2022 at 2:02pm
 ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 20 May 2022 at 3:28pm
| i can relate to some of those! |
Posted By: jiminnd
Date Posted: 20 May 2022 at 4:54pm
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I like the plastic bag one, then try it with a mask on. ------------- 1945 C, 1949 WF and WD, 1981 185, 1982 8030, unknown D14(nonrunner) |
Posted By: DaveKamp
Date Posted: 21 May 2022 at 8:43am
THAT post deserves another 500 points!  ------------- Ten Amendments, Ten Commandments, and one Golden Rule solve most every problem. Citrus hand-cleaner with Pumice does the rest. |
Posted By: ac hunter
Date Posted: 21 May 2022 at 11:24am
| You have some good ones there. Thanks for sharing. |