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Topic: time for more giggles
Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: time for more giggles
Date Posted: 01 May 2022 at 9:31pm

     To tell if a girl is ticklish, give her a couple of test tickles.



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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 01 May 2022 at 9:33pm

  Four guys are walking down a street. They turn a corner and see a sign
that says - "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in
and let me pour one for you! What will it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully
stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time the bartender
serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred, and says, "That's 10 cents
each please."
The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They
can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and
order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the
bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've
each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet. Finally one of them
says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to
own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open
this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 01 May 2022 at 9:34pm

  continued

"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says. As the four men
sip their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the
end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't
ordered anything the whole time they've been there.
Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the
bartender, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "They're from Florida. They're waiting for Happy
Hour when drinks are half price."


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 02 May 2022 at 1:16am
I test tickled a gal once....and I gots SLAPPED!


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 02 May 2022 at 4:32am


 I did too, Shameless,,,,and,,,and,,,after she slapped me she tole me to take her home,,,! But the friggin car wouldn't start so she let me kiss her one more time,,,,,and,,, after some dainty deep throat atriculations,,,,,,that right there was all it took,,,,,,,,WinkWink


Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 02 May 2022 at 11:41pm
I took my 90-year-old father to the mall to buy a pair of shoes, after getting them we decided to grab a bite to eat in the food court.  As we sat there, I noticed my father staring at the kid at the next table.  This kid had red, orange, yellow green and blue hair.  He would stare at him, and the kid would look at my dad and he would avert his eyes.  After a few minutes of this back and forth the kid finally said,  "Hey old man did you ever do anything crazy in your life?"  I quickly swallowed the bite of my sandwich I had just taken because I knew my father would have a snappy come back and he did not fail me.  "Yes I did" he replied  "I once had sex with a peacock and I was wondering if you my son"


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 03 May 2022 at 9:48am

   GOD bless all seniors,,,,,!!!ClapClapClap



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