Bidenomics ( Humor ONLY )
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Topic: Bidenomics ( Humor ONLY )
Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: Bidenomics ( Humor ONLY )
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 10:25am
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Bidenomics assisting native Americans
"Now what was that third problem?" The chief looks at him and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here!" ------------- Faith isn't a jump in the dark. It is a walk in the light. Faith is not guessing; it is knowing something. "Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." |
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Posted By: jaybmiller
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 10:48am
 sadly, it's probably TRUE !
------------- 3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112 Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 3:57pm
 ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 6:04pm
Chief say he no like your horse, either... ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 6:46pm
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Winning the Lottery. I asked my wife what she would do if I won the lottery, she said she would take half and leave me.
I told her I just won $ 12.00 on a scratch off, so here is your $ 6.00 good bye and keep in touch. |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 6:48pm
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Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?' Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic? |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 6:50pm
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It's the first day of school, and Little Johnny is beginning first
grade. The teacher is having all the students stand up, one at a time,
and introduce themselves. When Johnny's turn comes up, he stands and
says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer", then he sits down.
The teacher gets upset, and says, "We'll have none of that kind of language used in this classroom, now tell us your name". Johnny gets up again, and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer, and if you don't believe me, you can go to the 4th grade room and ask my sister, because she's there". The teacher storms out of the room, goes down the hall, to the 4th grade classroom, and knocks on the door. The 4th grade teacher answers the knock, and asks the 1st grade teacher what she can do for her. The teacher replies, "Do you have a Sexhauer in this classroom"? The 4th grade teacher replies, "A Sexhauer"????? "They barely give us time f |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 6:52pm
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Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.' |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 7:16pm
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https://youtu.be/eBiFSH2fgek" rel="nofollow - https://youtu.be/eBiFSH2fgek
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Posted By: dee_veloper
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 7:16pm
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A group of Scientists are running an experiment on the human brain. They are trying to figure out how well a human brain can function when it is missing various sections. They start off by cutting out half of the first subjects brain and then ask him to count to 10. The subject replies "one, five, seven, ten". The scientists are intrigued by this. They decide to cut out the entire brain this time and once again ask the subject to count to ten. the subject replies "I can count to ten, I'm the best at counting in the world, I have the best numbers, the news is fake when they disagree with me, I think, people, when they think about good numbers, I can count, with any numbers, all the time, better than China, better than anyone." ------------- Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are. |
Posted By: Bird76Mojo
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2022 at 10:56am
| https://youtu.be/dZq1cwoDfbY" rel="nofollow - https://youtu.be/dZq1cwoDfbY |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2022 at 12:44pm
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Ramzpaul- Fully vaccinated man dies of COVID, Doctors claim that the results could have been worse if he did not have the vaccine ---- words to Mojo's link humor.... a meme.. still a  T - Teigert - Sloppy Joe hey man... H- Heather Boachard - X - Heather , how the hell are you, good to see you S - Shaun Smith,...(drowned out by X) X - How are you S - absolutely H - your doing great, T - your not driving this truck X - (x saunters over to the truck door) Can I open the door? T - NOOo, no, there's no keys, we don't have any keys for the kids X - okay T - f uck yeah, yeah, think about driving this truck, you have no business driving this truck, or anything else, we took a vote and we all in agreement that you can't drive anything besides the country into the ground. That's not my opinion, but everybody else's opinion, we are all in accordance to this idea that you can't drive sheit, you suck at everything you do, you're just digging a hole for all of us, it's not fair to anybody. You're a total nimrod and your not driving this... ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |