Rough night last night
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Topic: Rough night last night
Posted By: iowallis
Subject: Rough night last night
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2021 at 8:00am
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Rough night last night- Went out drinking and chasing women. Went to bed with someone who I thought looked like Shania Twain. Woke up with someone who looked like Mark Twain. |
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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2021 at 8:02am
  LOL!!! |
Posted By: Boss Man
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2021 at 8:07am
| Lucky man. I came home alone and woke up to the Yorkie wanting food |
Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2021 at 11:30am
Rough night? It could have looked worse, hell we would consider that a success out here. ------------- "Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2021 at 11:37am
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Coulda been worse, had a tuff night last night and woke up and looked in the mirror at your split lip, broken nose and two black eyes... all because you were tryn to steal the wife of a proffesional boxer while drunk las nite... ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2021 at 1:19pm
------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2021 at 6:42pm
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Waiting for gassy to come up with a topper... ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: Stan IL&TN
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2021 at 8:31pm
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Seems like he was the one that said "Politicians like diapers should be changed often for the same reasons". ------------- 1957 WD45 dad's first AC 1968 one-seventy 1956 F40 Ferguson |
Posted By: JoeO(CMO)
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2021 at 8:39pm
A plus that it wasn't a Coyote night an kept your arm! 
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2021 at 10:12pm
| Went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2 |
Posted By: GARY(OH/IN)
Date Posted: 06 Sep 2021 at 12:46am
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I cured that problem. The main night spot I frequented when I was single had tables near the gals restroom door. I always camped out there so I could se what they really looked like in the bright light going in and out. Saved me having morning sickness. Heck, I'd even get bored with the lookers after a couple weeks. |