A little humor
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Topic: A little humor
Posted By: Alberta Phil
Subject: A little humor
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 5:53pm
A
man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them to
college.
"I
feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do
not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a
gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I
die."
And
so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a financial planner and a lawyer,
each successful financially. When their father died and they saw him in the
coffin, they remembered his wish.
First,
the doctor stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the
deceased.
Next,
the financial planner placed $1,000 there in 20 crisp $50
bills.
Finally,
it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He slowly reached into his pocket,
removed his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's
coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.
The
lawyer is now probably in your
government.....
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Replies:
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 5:56pm
YEA.... i think he is the Governor of Illinois !
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 9:32pm
Nope, he's the governor of Wisconsin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nope, belay that,,,,,,,,he isn't that smart.
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Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 10:15pm
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 8:39am
Chit,,,I thought it was the one in the white house,,,,,, (chit, I'm outa here!)
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Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 10:14am
Sounds about like our fata$$ governor in Illinois
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Posted By: Kurt WI
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2021 at 2:42am
Ted J wrote:
Nope, he's the governor of Wisconsin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nope, belay that,,,,,,,,he isn't that smart.
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You nailed it Ted! Lol Lol
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