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A little humor

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Topic: A little humor
Posted By: Alberta Phil
Subject: A little humor
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 5:53pm
  • A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them to college.

     

    "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

     

    And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a financial planner and a lawyer, each successful financially. When their father died and they saw him in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

     

    First, the doctor stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

     

    Next, the financial planner placed $1,000 there in 20 crisp $50 bills.

     

    Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He slowly reached into his pocket, removed his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

     

    The lawyer is now probably in your government.....









Replies:
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 5:56pm
YEA.... i think he is the Governor of Illinois !

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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 9:32pm
Nope, he's the governor of Wisconsin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nope, belay that,,,,,,,,he isn't that smart.


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Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 10:15pm
LOL LOL

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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 8:39am

 Chit,,,I thought it was the one in the white house,,,,,,
(chit, I'm outa here!)


Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 10:14am
Sounds about like our fata$$ governor in Illinois


Posted By: Kurt WI
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2021 at 2:42am
Originally posted by Ted J Ted J wrote:

Nope, he's the governor of Wisconsin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nope, belay that,,,,,,,,he isn't that smart.


You nailed it Ted! Lol Lol

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