I KNEW it was time,,,,,
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Topic: I KNEW it was time,,,,,
Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: I KNEW it was time,,,,,
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 8:22pm
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For another good one,,,,, The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi
Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself at stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day.......There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. |
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 8:24pm
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NOW THATS FUNNY ! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 9:00pm
methinks biteme is already there... ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 9:28pm
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im just hoping its a LONG TIME before I get there ! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 4:52am
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 4:53am
| But at least the old guys won’t be rollin out of bed.😂 |
Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 9:51am
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Joe, is it just a coincidence that you came up with this just after being in that hippie van? Inquiring minds want to know. It is definitely a funny one though. ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 12:30pm
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Actually,,,,Hubert,,,,that was posted by A WOMAN on another forum I frequent,,,,,,UMMmmm,,,I just HAD to send her a PM and tell her how much I enjoyed her post,,,and,,,,and,,,all them nasty suppositions,,,,,,
(gnawing on palms,,,,) |
Posted By: john(MI)
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 12:44pm
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I don't care! I'll be happy with that!!! ------------- D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446 |