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Topic: TP
Posted By: Dave in PA
Subject: TP
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 3:23pm
My bride went out today, with a friend of ours for some stuff. The big item, toilet paper. Went to Wally Land, Target, and others to get things done. No luck there. She had to go to Home Depot, to buy toilet paper, for the rest of the world is in a panic with the Corona thing, and the world is coming to a end!! We need to wipe!! LOL Does ANYONE on here ever done, or heard of the a "out house", "a tree", or a Sears/Robuck sp? book? Times have changed!!!! AND for the record, my wife and I, are scheduled for vacation in 2 weeks, and still going!
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Posted By: JW in MO
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 3:59pm
Whatever you do, DO NOT USE COFFEE FILTERS! And that's all I got to say about that.
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 4:14pm
I saw that on the news today......... and the first think i thought was WHY do you need 30-40 rolls of toilet paper in the house ??
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 4:18pm
I just bought a 30 & 20 pak of Scott 1000 sheet rolls on sale 4 weeks ago, 56 cents a roll and that's delivered. I'm set for a while.
------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Posted By: omahagreg
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 4:57pm
I’ve heard TP and face masks use the same materials! Might be more of a material shortage then anything!
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 5:44pm
Remember, when usin corn cobs, 1 way wipes, t'other way peels hyde. Oh yeah, and sweet corn cobs is soft as charmin!
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Posted By: PaulB
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 6:00pm
After you use a red cob, a white one is needed to see if you need another red one 
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Posted By: john(MI)
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 6:24pm
Wife just picked up a mega pack at Costco. She didn't say anything about a shortage there. I am upset about Costco doing away with the samples because of the virus, nothing like a free lunch.
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Posted By: Unit3
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 6:51pm
Amazon has everything, even AGCO oil filters. Corn cobs can be had off of EBAY.
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Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 8:12pm
I think it was last Monday local TV was at Costco first thing in the morning. Did a story on 70 ish fellow stocking up, had at least a 1/4 pallet of water and several of the biggest jumbo packs of paper goods(all that fit in the wagon). And they reported a shortage of bulk rice and beans. Because he was stocking up cause his wife has "compromised health" and was going to be staying home. I want to know how many times he left home since.
If only you knew what would set people off.   I believe it was over 40 years ago Johnny Carson made a joke about TP shortage. Within a week there was one.
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 8:57pm
the whole world and ferd trucks is my urinal!
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 8:58pm
Chas...we pay .16 cents per roll of tp here
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 9:00pm
john(MI) wrote:
Wife just picked up a mega pack at Costco. She didn't say anything about a shortage there. I am upset about Costco doing away with the samples because of the virus, nothing like a free lunch.
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I think you should protest... 
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Posted By: Scott B
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 12:53pm
Toilet Paper FOR ALL! Imma gonna run for Prez…...
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 1:26pm
Just do like the A-rabs do,,,,,,,,,,,use your fingers. Did ya know, never, NEVER shake hands with one of them.....thas what I heerd
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Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 1:31pm
JW in MO wrote:
Whatever you do, DO NOT USE COFFEE FILTERS! And that's all I got to say about that.
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Hmm...Had hired a young man here about 5 years ago. He told of finishing up the college year, not wanting to spend anymore money, and went through exam week doing exactly that! Said it worked pretty well. Must depend on the brand? You probably don't want to use the brown ones!
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Posted By: Bill_MN
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 1:49pm
Tbone95 wrote:
JW in MO wrote:
Whatever you do, DO NOT USE COFFEE FILTERS! And that's all I got to say about that.
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Hmm...Had hired a young man here about 5 years ago. He told of finishing up the college year, not wanting to spend anymore money, and went through exam week doing exactly that! Said it worked pretty well. Must depend on the brand? You probably don't want to use the brown ones! | I wonder if'n he means you clog up the system by flushing them, seein as they are supposed to hold up to water going through them they probably don't break down much
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Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 2:35pm
Makes sense Bill
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Posted By: Dusty MI
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 4:50pm
Ted J wrote:
Just do like the A-rabs do,,,,,,,,,,,use your fingers. Did ya know, never, NEVER shake hands with one of them.....thas what I heerd
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I heard that they use their left hand.
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 4:59pm
what if your right handed ? 
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 5:14pm
steve(ill) wrote:
what if your right handed ?  |
Then you're SOL... 
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Posted By: farmboy520
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 10:46pm
Dusty MI wrote:
Ted J wrote:
Just do like the A-rabs do,,,,,,,,,,,use your fingers. Did ya know, never, NEVER shake hands with one of them.....thas what I heerd
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I heard that they use their left hand. | That’s why if they get caught stealing they cut off their right hand. Then they have to use the unclean hand for everything!
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 1:39am
I wanna hear the story from JW!
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Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 1:47am
Sheep Dip on a rag would work and add a different scent into the mix.
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 7:30am
I'll stick with the big Scott 1,000 sheet rolls cause I'm so full of it. 
------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 12:25pm
Coffee filters are like John Wayne toilet paper. Rough tough stuff and don’t take no chit off anyone.
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 7:24pm
Life Hack: Joel Osteen Books Make A Great Alternative To Toilet Paper March 11th, 2020  https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A//babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-if-youre-out-of-toilet-paper-a-great-alternative-is-joel-osteen-books" rel="nofollow - https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Life%20Hack:%20Joel%20Osteen%20Books%20Make%20A%20Great%20Alternative%20To%20Toilet%20Paper&url=https%3A//babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-if-youre-out-of-toilet-paper-a-great-alternative-is-joel-osteen-books&via=TheBabylonBee" rel="nofollow - mailto:?subject=Check%20out%20this%20article%20on%20The%20Babylon%20Bee&body=I%20think%20you%20will%20like%20this%20article%20from%20The%20Babylon%20Bee:%20https%3A//babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-if-youre-out-of-toilet-paper-a-great-alternative-is-joel-osteen-books/" rel="nofollow - Here's a great life hack: if you go on down to Costco and can't find any toilet paper because weirdos are hoarding it all, just use any old Joel Osteen book you have lying around. Books by Osteen and other fake pastors are readily available in large quantities at any thrift store or big-box retailer and haven't been snapped up like toilet paper, so they're ideal for weathering the Coronavirus storm. "Really, any prosperity gospel book will do, but considering Osteen books' particularly deceitful brand of self-help theology and their abundance on the shelves of Walmart and Target, you can't go wrong picking up a few extra Osteens for when this pandemic gets really bad," said John MacArthur as he stocked up on copies of Your Best Life Now at a local thrift shop. "I usually wouldn't recommend anything by that charlatan, but in times of crisis, get out there and stock up." "And then go home." While most books would cause pain and papercuts when used as toilet tissue, the soft, fluffy, toothless theology in Christian self-help books by Osteen feels light and refreshing. Osteen has issued a statement saying people should instead just name and claim victory over Coronavirus and the lack of toilet paper in their homes. ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need!
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Posted By: Dnoym N. S. Can.
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 7:54pm
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Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 9:17pm
What makes the hoarders think they are going to be in the group that will have any need to do anything with their arses?
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Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2020 at 12:12pm
Those hoarding TP and the ones that know if Democrats win - SOCIALISM has a problem producing TP as tree huggers won't allow paper to be made . Remember the first shortage in Socialism are the products people need
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Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2020 at 1:38pm
I once had to resort to cutting the sleeve and shirt tail off my shirt when I experienced a case of Montizuma's revenge along the road......but never ever contemplated using coffee filters!
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2020 at 4:45pm
They got it all figured out down in the SREETS OF SAN FRANSCHITO. 
------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2020 at 7:22pm
I knew I was saving all those political adds they sent for something. Looks like we might be able to put them to good use.
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Posted By: CTuckerNWIL
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2020 at 7:57pm
I've been shelling out some old ear corn from my barge box, since my bulk bin for the corn burner is empty. I have nearly 3/4 of a 55 gallon barrel full of red cobs. COBS 4 Sale- best offer  [TUBE]TF9VoCph1n0[/TUBE]
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2020 at 9:12pm
ole Joe tolt me that he thinks you need more exercise...where's the handle on that wheel? (poke,poke)
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Posted By: CTuckerNWIL
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2020 at 7:17am
shameless dude wrote:
ole Joe tolt me that he thinks you need more exercise...where's the handle on that wheel? (poke,poke) | I took the crank of bout 35 years ago when Dad used the thing for hulling walnuts. The old washing machine motor has worked much better than the crank handle. I do need a drive belt for a treadle sewing machine to make the fan work again, just ain't got rountuit.
------------- http://www.ae-ta.com" rel="nofollow - http://www.ae-ta.com Lena 1935 WC12xxx, Willie 1951 CA6xx Dad bought new, 1954WD45 PS, 1960 D17 NF
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Posted By: farmboy520
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2020 at 1:41pm
That looks OHSA approved
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Posted By: CTuckerNWIL
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2020 at 3:03pm
I'm sure it is, for the time it was produced. Oh wait, was OSHA around when these were built?
------------- http://www.ae-ta.com" rel="nofollow - http://www.ae-ta.com Lena 1935 WC12xxx, Willie 1951 CA6xx Dad bought new, 1954WD45 PS, 1960 D17 NF
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Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 3:58pm
Update here! My oldest son , about 2 days ago made a eye opening event to some. He went to Wallyworld for TP. Yes they were out! He then went to the RV camping section, and guess what, S%@* paper!!! The young girl at the register was amazed he found TP, he said look in the RV section, like a deer in the head-light! The younger crowd MIGHT not even know what a RV is???? lol
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Posted By: Grayray
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 6:07pm
WOW. Chad was smart enough to think of that and we didn't?
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