My wife came home from school last week, she was feeling really tired.  One of her students said "Do you have a case of Corona?"

She said "No, but I got TWO cases of New Galerus Spotted Cow"....

 Chit ,,Dave,,,Black Label would'a been  a tad more original,,,You can blame me if she gets peeeved,,,

 NO, No, NO, !!!,,,Dave ,,it ain't like that at all,,,they used to make thet beer back in the day,,and since I don't partake of the suds any more,,I have no idea if they even sell it any more...

Lemme tell you my story behind that chitty tastin beer,,,,,

 Way back when us boys was gettin ready to go Deer Huntin,,,you HAD to take whatever beer you was gonna drink for the 3 days we was gonna be up there,,,,if you run outa your beer,,,you was CHIT outa luck for the rest of the hunt,,!!  Them was hard and fast rules of the camp. Most guys took 2 cases of either Bud or Coors and Gasp,,,one case of the stuff on sale during the huntin season,,and that season Black label was the beer of choice for "Sunday Beer" after you done run out of the "good" beer,,,,,,,

 Well,,,we was drivin across a mountain range in my Jeep Wagoneer when the bottom radiator hose blew a hole in it and dumped all the antifreeze,,,,One of the guys was raised on this ranch we was hunting on and he tells me,,: If you take off that a way and cross two canyons there is a dirt water tank that you can fill this gallon jug,,,so it being my jeep, I start across the mountain. After a couple of hours, I'm headed back and I look up on the ridge and here comes my Jeep,,,WTF,,?? They finally drive up and tell me they found a siphon garden  hose under the seat,so they split it longways and wrapped it on the radiator and used up two rolls of my good  electrical tape and here they come,

 I took off and ask my Uncle that was in the back seat to give me one of my beers,,,,and he hands me a Black Label,,,CHIT,,I hand it back and tell him to give me one of  my good Coors light and he hands me another Black Label,,,!!! and says  you ain't got no more Coors,,,,we used it to put in the radiator!!!!!!! Chit I was pizzed and ask BOTH of them why they didn't use some of their beer,,,,and he tells me ,,Well It IS your Jeep,,,,,,,

 Why,,Thank You,,Steve,,,,and,,it all the troot,,,,,

PS,,,when I sold the Wagoneer two years later,,,it still had the "fix" them boys done on the hose,,,,and it STILL did not leak,,,,,,

  ,,,Ya know,,Chask,,,,I guess it was,,it never offered to leak afterwards,,,even pullin the trailer back home or after,,,,,,thet Coors is good stuff,,,,

 Soon as we got home I went and bought a radiator hose, but since it was not leakin,,,,me being a sort of frugal type person,,,I put the new hose under the seat and figured I'd change it out IF it started to leak.  I did tell the new owner what the hose was for but no more,,,,,

chaskaduo wrote: Dave might not share.

It's not mine to share... it's ANN's beer...  I don't drink! 

And she'll be civil, but she's not particularly good about sharing...

But I'll let 'ya in on a secret-

Every time I head north of the Cheddar Curtain, she tells me  "If you aren't carrying a case of Spotted Cow, don't bother comin' home"...

And if I go to Pennsylvania, it's Yuengling.  No matter WHERE I go, it's always something.

  Well,,Dave,,if thats the case,,,next time you come down this way,,,we'll load you up on some Black Label,,,,,,!!!!