i learned.....
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Topic: i learned.....
Posted By: shameless dude
Subject: i learned.....
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 2:44am
| a valuable lesson last night! don't eat a can of baked beans....then take a Lasix pill afterwards! |
Replies:
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 3:41am
| I am not sure that I want to know the result of that combination. Darrel |
Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 4:29am
| Blasting zone sign needed?? |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 7:39am
| I don't know what lassix pills do to a person, but I am wondering if his fart ran down his leg. ..? Darrel |
Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 8:48am
Lasix is a diuretic, gets rid of excess fluid in your body and makes you have to pee very often. Don't know what the combination of Lasix and baked beans produced but I am sure it was not pretty. ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
darrel in ND wrote:Posted By: Randy WI
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 9:27am
| May be you should write a book about it. Picking a title should be fun. Randy |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 11:05am
Maybe he stepped out to water the grass from his porch stoop and had jet propulsion from his after burner that sent him out across the lawn...  ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 11:10am
Just on a side note in case some of you have been wondering............. ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 1:12pm
Them baked beans don't bother me but I hate that Lasik. You can't go anywhere unless ya have a pee jug or bathroom handy. If Shameless is a rocketeer, that's probably a shameful combo.  ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 1:39pm
Y'all know the difference between diarrhea and the  s. ..? If you make it to the toilet, then it's the diarrhea Darrel |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 4:05pm
| Does diarrhea run in your genes?😂 |
Posted By: Unit3
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 4:22pm
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One post I don't want pictures for! Now if I can shake the image in my head! LOLOLOL ------------- 2-8070FWA PS/8050PS/7080/7045PS/200/D15-II/2-WD45/WD/3-WC/UC/C |
Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 5:31pm
That paints a bad picture in my head! lol But a good quote!
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 6:08pm
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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 7:28pm
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I knows I is stayin away from Blair for awhile.... never knows when the next can a beans get expelled... I mean opened. ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 7:58pm
| Hoping he don't start using that combo in that darn Ol snow mochine next winter. Brown drippy snow, the thought is revolting. |
Posted By: iowallis
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2018 at 8:22pm
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I hate them electric farts........ .....they got a little juice to 'em.
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Posted By: Dusty MI
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2018 at 9:57am
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Baked beans and pineapple produces Hawaiian music. Dusty ------------- 917 H, '48 G, '65 D-10 series III "Allis Express" |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2018 at 10:27am
| This post gives new meaning to the word “Chart” |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2018 at 11:34am
Or would that be PARTS (Pee & Farts).  ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2018 at 6:51am
| Well Shameless, so far we've all just been a guessing about the outcome of that ordeal. Are you going to let us all know what the result was that made you "learn"? Are we pretty much spot on, or are the actual results not appropriate to post here? Darrel |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2018 at 7:56am
| ya'll pretty much pegged it! whew! |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2018 at 8:52pm
| it sucks....when you can't trust a phart! |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2018 at 11:32pm
| Darrel....if'n you'd takes one of them Lasix pills, you could have irrigated that corn field! there are all kinds and sizes of pills out there....you just gotta watch out on them little ones! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 4:54am
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Well,,I know bout them Lasisk pills as the wife gained so much weight from pre, during, and post surgery due to the massive amounts of antibiotics and all them other drugs given to her to stave off the infection. Now, she has to take em to get rid of all the excess fluids in her body,,,which means,,,,,lots of trips to the potty,,,,and,,,,and,,,guess who has to get up at all hours to "help",,,,,,,,,,and I hate em ,,,,!!!
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 5:04am
| gits her a funnel/hose/bucket! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 5:47am
Now,,,"WHY" ,,,did I NOT anticipate such a response from my best'ist friend,,,,?? You're too much Good Buddy,,,,but,,,but,,you have given me one heck of an idea,,,,I'm wonderin if the cute little Home Health nurse would show me how to install a catherter,,thas a great idea,,,,(maybe),,,,
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Posted By: AllisChalmers37
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2018 at 12:08am
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I couldn’t help but giggle at this thread. The sad part is I completely believe you. I bet you could shart through a screen door and not touch a wire. Lmao ------------- 1937 WC, 1950 CA, 1959 D14, 1967 190XT, 2006 Ram 3500 |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2018 at 11:19am
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I thought this was a Allis site?? And here are all youse guys talking about what comes of a JD.....whew...is right! ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |