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Topic: Wild turkey
Posted By: BrianC
Subject: Wild turkey
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2018 at 5:35pm
So this lone turkey has been pecking at its reflection in my pickups bumper.
Ongoing on for weeks now.  I hear tick, tick look out and it is her again.
All the other turkeys travel in a group, this one is special, all alone.
I can walk up to within 20 feet and it keeps pecking away.
Is this an example of how turkeys got the not so bright rap?



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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2018 at 5:52pm
That, and drowning in a rainstorm, when looking up to see where the rain is coming from...Wink

Wild Turkey does have the same effect on me, too!WinkWink


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2018 at 6:08pm
Last time I had Wild Turkey was Dallas Texas 1979. Don't remember that night but we did meet some police I hear, but none of us arrested.

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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2018 at 6:51pm
Still have wild turkey on the shelf, not pecking any bumpers, falling off one maybe!


Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2018 at 7:10pm
Must be something wrong with that turkey, maybe a DNR ranger would have an idea what the heck is going on.

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Posted By: weiner
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2018 at 7:54pm
I had a woodpecker peck on an aluminum extension ladder for hours every day for over a week.

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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2018 at 8:31pm
Originally posted by weiner weiner wrote:

I had a woodpecker peck on an aluminum extension ladder for hours every day for over a week.

He was just advertisin that his pecker was stronger than most...Wink


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2018 at 9:09pm
we had a wild turkey meet a vehicle the other day...there was parts (both turkey and car parts) scattered all over the highway. lots of plastic and glass and fluids all over! don't think either one survived!


Posted By: Dusty MI
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 7:48am
We spent a couple of winters at the Florida Fly Wheelers. 
While there we had a Blue Bird that would fight himself in the drivers side rear view mirror, then set on top of it to rest, then back fighting himself. Somewhere I have a picture of it. 

Dusty


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Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 8:24am
Very long time ago, we had a robin in the yard that flew up at his reflection in the chrome bumper of a certain car for hours on end, day after day. Fortunately for him, the car wasn't there all the time or I think the dumbass would have starved. Following summer, he came back and went at it again! About the same time frame, there was a cardinal that would perch on my sisters bedroom window ledge, he could see across the room into her dresser mirror, and wanted to fight himself and he'd hammer on that window.  He only did it for a little bit at a time.  Cardinals smarter than robins? Hmmm...When I lived in OH, had a robin that would perch on the passenger's side of my Thunderbird and do whatever with the side mirror.  I thought it was funny until I noticed the crap all over the side of the car....grrrr....Started imagining ways to electrocute the little bugger!
 
I don't know if it's proof turkeys are stupid, but sure gives merit to the phrase "bird brain".


Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 8:26am
I hunt Wild Turkeys and have observed traits in them incredibly stupid and very wise not much different than people! I have also observed people inbibing Wild Turkey do incredibly stupid acts! The hen pecking your bumper suffers from an addiction and needs counseling or to find a different focus group! She could also be dinner during fall Turkey season!


Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 8:30am
Wild turkey, yummy!
 
Wild Turkey, not bad.


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 8:45am
there ya go....put in for a grant of....say $12,000,000. to study and/or counsel wild turkeys!


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 9:00am
Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

there ya go....put in for a grant of....say $12,000,000. to study and/or counsel wild turkeys!

Well,,Shameless,,I don't know,,,next thing they be wantin to put one of them poor things on a threadmill,,,Yikes,,,!!!!


Posted By: allisrutledge
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 10:51am
For 50,000.00 I will council the bird for 5 hours. By the 6th hour we'll be eating fried turkey breast and gravy.

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Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 2:06pm
Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

there ya go....put in for a grant of....say $12,000,000. to study and/or counsel wild turkeys!

If you get even 1% of that money that will fix my air conditioner and pay the power bill for a long time(even at a temp to make your "special machine" work good). An there are more turkeys than you can count around my yard. They have my wonderful trained to come and add more water to their favorite drink pan,as they don't like the bigger one the deer use.With the big windows no need for you to go out and find out how hot it is unless that is part of your studyWink.


Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 2:09pm
Originally posted by klinemar klinemar wrote:

I hunt Wild Turkeys and have observed traits in them incredibly stupid and very wise not much different than people! I have also observed people inbibing Wild Turkey do incredibly stupid acts! The hen pecking your bumper suffers from an addiction and needs counseling or to find a different focus group! She could also be dinner during fall Turkey season!

Kind of funny how they go from yard art you cannot chase away to be coming real tricky if somebody shoots at them.


Posted By: Amos
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 2:53pm
I have seen an aggressive Tom attack his reflection in a real nice restored chevy, completely ruined the paint job, owner was not happy a couple of us tried o convince the turkey to leave but it was going t put its spurs to us so we stepped back.  Property owner, not chevy owner, did not want me to shoot it, so we watched it wreck that chevy


Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 6:39pm
Originally posted by desertjoe desertjoe wrote:

Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

there ya go....put in for a grant of....say $12,000,000. to study and/or counsel wild turkeys!

Well,,Shameless,,I don't know,,,next thing they be wantin to put one of them poor things on a threadmill,,,Yikes,,,!!!!

Already been done, prolly on the taxpayer's dime...Wink

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Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 17 Aug 2018 at 8:11pm
We got a hundreds of the darn things around here.   I know, this is off topic, They will completely strip a field of buck wheat in no time. There are 17 acres of soybeans across the road, between them and 20-40 deer every night chowing on them, there isn't much left for the combine. The DNR just sends me 30 deer depravation tags every year. I'm gonna take a few pictures of these and see if I can get the same for the darn turkeys.


Posted By: BrianC
Date Posted: 18 Aug 2018 at 8:41pm
Well I called the local university about this. They sent out some Euell Gibbons looking guy.
I was thinking they sent Turkey Whisperer. He watches the turkey pecking away. Then he walks back to me and tells me the turkey wants me to plant some buckwheat next year.  I go whaaat??  He tells me yes, his Morse code skills are still good, and that turkey says she wants buckwheat.


Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2018 at 9:59am
When my wife were on vacation many years ago we went to the Air Force academy and drove around the wildlife loop they had at that time and we were watching a Tom turkey and all of a sudden he takes the notion to go after the exhaust pipe on F250 diesel.  He is pecking at it and strutting for it.  I was within 5 or 6 feet of  him and got some great pictures  Not sure where the pictures are now but it was funny to watch.



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