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desertjoe 
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 Topic: Finally some good news,,,,,,
Posted: 24 Nov 2020 at 7:49pm |
Like most of us here,,,I been kinda low bout all the shenanigans being done by those politicians that will cheat and hurt our country,,,,but,,I ain't gonna give up for CHIT,,,,!!!! (OK,enough politics)
Last Wednesday,,I went to my friend's junk yard up in the Alien Town, lookin for possibly an instrument cluster with the circuit board in "Untouched" condition for the 82 Silverado,,,,kinda like lookin for a needle in the haystack. Did finally find a decent one and when I was pullin out,,,this dude had blocked the exit road with his GF's van and they were standin by it arguing and he finally turned and walked off. I walked up and asked the girl if she would move her van so I could leave. She says It won't start,,so like a fool,,I climb in the van, which stunk like piss,,, chit,,,old beer and a strong odor of coitus,,,,,Did I mention she had a ring in her tongue, one in each ear, two in each lip and a big one under her drippy nose,,,UGH,,!! I hurried and messed with the key as it was stuck and would not move for chit,,bout that time this other girl climbed out the van lookin like the first one and wants to know,,,"What the f*** you doin in my van?" I try to explain and finally decide to get the hell out of that infested chithole and move my car to see if I can squeeeeeze past hers and a junker car and with their piss poor signals I finally get out altho,,I can hear some screechin noises all the way out. I don't bother checkin the damage,,just want to get gone QUICK,,,!!! I just know I picked all kinds of meaness from them deadbeats and/or that filthy van.,, Just so happens that there was a "Covid Testing Site" in town last Friday and I was the very first'est car in line,,,,,,,,
I just got a text from the testing outfit and ,,,,,,,,I'M NEGATIVE,,,!!!! Chit,,I had been on pins and needles since I had that little fiasco and there'll be no more of that CHIT,,,,,!!!!
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Posted: 24 Nov 2020 at 8:00pm |
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Don't think any self respecting COVID virus would hang around those two. But there is plenty of other chit that could latch onto you. Your friend didn't have a big ole fork lift so he could pick up the van and dump it in the ditch with them still in it. After all it was blocking the road to his business. Bet they had a Biden sticker on the van.
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DaveKamp
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Posted: 24 Nov 2020 at 8:44pm |
And as Joe noted... this was in "Alien Town"...
He should have told them to FIX their spaceship, and go BACK TO THEIR HOME PLANET....
(Joe- those weren't GIRLS... they were just in disguise...)
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Posted: 24 Nov 2020 at 9:03pm |
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yuck!
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Posted: 24 Nov 2020 at 10:52pm |
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i thought maybe ole Joe was think'in bouts gittin him a little stray???? LMAO!
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Posted: 24 Nov 2020 at 10:53pm |
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maybe you should have offered them a little $$$ for the van, could have been your next project!
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desertjoe
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 4:25am |
Well,,,I'll tell youse guys,,,,,that right there was an experience I don't too soon want to relive,,,,,,,Chit,,and here I was thinkin all them Hippies had done went the way of the DoDo Bird. Hubert,,they was in disguise all right,,they both had so many tats ,,And I mean ALL OVER!! Chit,,they ain't lookin like they even got money to fix their POC van but they got money for all them tats,,,, There used to be a big picture window on drivers side of the van that had been broke out and they "fixed" it with a big piece of cardboard from a refrigerator and prolly a few rolls of duck tape,,,,,  Thats how I knew the second female climbed out cause the cardboard whooshed out,,,and then whooshed back in when she opened the door,,,, Yeah,,Dave K,,,only in the Alien Town,,,only in the alien town,,,,By the way,,when you coming back down this way,,,??? Shameless,,,,!!! how dare you insinuate I might be interested in buying that rolling piece of Crap,,Chit I bet there is so much meanness livin in that sob,,it'd take a couple of weeks of extreme labor to even come close to thinkin bout gettin close enough to throw a steam hose in there to try and kill all them cooties and ,,,,and,,,,Then RUN,before that sob blows up,,,,!!!!,,,,, 
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 4:27am |
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maybe you should have offered them a little $$$ for the van, could have been your next project! |
AND,,,,I DO NOT NEED no more "Projects",,,,'cept maybe the Chevy Allis and Ole Red,,,but ,,,thas all,,,,,,, 
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 4:29am |
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i thought maybe ole Joe was think'in bouts gittin him a little stray???? LMAO! |
As disgusting as either of them looked,,,I would not touch either with a ten foot pole,,,,let alone my little ole d,,,er,,never mind,,,,,
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 4:59am |
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hahaha...well i knew i could gits yer blood a pump'in! settle down now...i'll leave you alone for.....uh....well....til the next time!
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 5:09am |
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years ago i bought a conversion van from a police auction, the story was that the cops stopped this van for no turn sigs. they got 17 people outta that van that night, turned out it was a transport for illegals going to chitago. they had taken out all the interior and seats and packed them folks in there. it also smelled of human feces and pee. there was feces in mcdonald bags stuffed in every crack and crevas in there. with the help of a "as seen on tv" grabber i was able to get all of them out. i then pressure washed out the inside carpet, left the doors open a week in the wind. sprayed a LOT of good cheap smelly stuff inside. was about to take it to an auction when a dude came to me i knew. he had took me on a deal a few years ago, i don't never forgets! said he'd like to buy it for his deadbeat kid! we struck a deal and off it went with him. saw him a few weeks later and he asked what that nasty smell was inside the van? said they took it camping and had to sleep outside! LMAO! guess the smelly stuff wore off huh?
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 6:02am |
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I’m seeing hippie busses around here like back in the day. Just seen a big ole diesel all painted up with purdy colors n such just yesterday.
Went to lunch and just as I suspected there it was at the local food bank.
Got a place out here called the Farm where they have big concerts full of them hippies. I’m worried some ain’t leaving.
A coworker works security for some of them concerts. Said it’s sickening what he sees.
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 6:05am |
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Now hold yer horses, the post title says good news??? What ain’t ole Joe a tellin? 😳😊😊😊
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desertjoe
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 9:39am |
Thad in AR. wrote:
Now hold yer horses, the post title says good news??? What ain’t ole Joe a tellin? 😳😊😊😊 |
Hey Thad,,,,you was in toooo big a hurry to get to work,,,,,, The Great "news' is in the last paragraph in my first post up thar,,,,(pointin up,,,)
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 11:16am |
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 11:53am |
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 12:02pm |
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I’ll bet if you was to run back up to the salvage yard he might have another part or two you might could use.😂😂😂
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 12:28pm |
Lysol and a pressure washer normally does the trick... Try it on the VAN, then hose down the two "girls".... cleans everything right up !!!
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 5:53pm |
Hubert (Ga)engine7 wrote:
Joe, how did you know them "gals" had tats ALL OVER?????  |
Kinda reminds me of this ole chestnut:
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a picture of Elvis be tattooed high up on her left thigh. The tattoo guy complies, but when he's done, the woman looks at the result and says "That doesn't look like Elvis at all!" The guy says, "I can't do anything to remove it, but I could try again on the other thigh". The woman agrees, but when all is done, she thinks that the new tattoo looks nothing like Elvis, either and refuses to pay. The tattoo artist makes a proposal, "Ma'am, I'll ask a customer in the waiting room to come in and have a look at the tattoos. If he can identify Elvis, you pay me. Otherwise, you owe me nothing." The woman agrees. A customer is called in and the woman, dropping her pants and spreading her legs, says "Do you recognize these famous musicians?" The guy looks, thinks for a minute, then says "I don't know about the twins, but the one in the middle with the beard and bad breath is definitely Willie Nelson."
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 6:10pm |
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Have seen Dirt Hippies around the State for a couple of years while Grain and Fertilizer hauling. Been chasing pieces for the KW for when it gets here and still see the same dirt hippies trying the same thumb a ride in the same places so they are likely just pandering for easy cash get out and pander another ride home. Had them standing around at grain dump sites and around the elevators where we loaded regularly, looking for a little work for a twenty or ten, offered to sweep out the trailers but do a crappy job of it expecting paid. Sent them packing and away from my unit, always locked the cab when had to leave it.
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 6:54pm |
one in the middle with the beard and bad breath is definitely Willie Nelson."
NOW THATS FUNNY !!! I dont care WHO YOU ARE !!
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Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 5:16am |
Now I'll never think of Willie Nelson in the same way.....which ain't all bad.
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Posted: 29 Nov 2020 at 10:25am |
Here is a video that reminded me of "DA CRUSHER" ln the wrestling
world and he would wrastle with his old cigar stuck between his teeth
and if somebody would smash it, he got even madder...  [TUBE]8oaDZgxVzDU[/TUBE] [TUBE]PSfFjJAahcU[/TUBE]
and he never lost his cigar. This vid also reminds me of trump grabb'n the gator in the swamp and rescuing the people...  Well, There were other news agencies that posted their lip service too... [TUBE]RDm8xmmLxiw[/TUBE]
and cnn's crissie coummie comments... [TUBE]wnyghAjzu1Q[/TUBE]
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That fellow and Gunner sure was lucky...
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Posted: 29 Nov 2020 at 7:06pm |
That is a great video, JC,,,but was it me,,I'd be behind some cover the next day with my 30.06 or my 7MM Magnum and I would take care of that problem! That gator missed this time but maybe he won't next time,,,,? The momma and daddy gators in same pond are an even bigger problem.
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