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    Posted: 26 Sep 2013 at 9:42pm
Tuesday I was in WalMart, and saw a classy, well dressed, nubile , well endowed young lady with a red arrow tattooed on her chest. At 72 +change, I have seen a lot. Curious, I tried to position my self nearer to her for about 10-15 minutes in order to read the words near the arrow. I finally saw her go down a narrow aisle, and thought this is my chance. I quickly went around the kiosk and entered from the other end.  I soon came close enough to make out the printing. 
Beside the arrow on both sides were written the words:
"My face is up here!"
I looked at her face, and that brazen hussy, that ingrate, sardonic woman was grinning from ear to ear, 
and chuckling at me!

What a witch!!!!!
You don't really have to be smart if you know who is!
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 LOL LOL
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Hahaha! 
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THAT'LL LEARN YA!!! LOL
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Where is she on the Walmart photos that we all see?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ted J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Sep 2013 at 6:17pm
I'd of asked to see where the bow was that shot the arrow.-
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Ted, I don't know where the bow is, might know where the string was! LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SHAMELESS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Sep 2013 at 3:04am
whew!!
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Ya gotta look at features that are "unique" so you'll recognize her next time..........faces often don't "register".    

Edited by Osage_Orange - 28 Sep 2013 at 7:21am
Why is there never time to do it right the first time, but always time to go back and fix it?
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How true!
You don't really have to be smart if you know who is!
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HHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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